A (Kayfabe) Interview With Lauren Phillips

“Hello! And welcome back to ‘…Chats With April.’! I’m Megan Heidlberg, filling in for the injured April O’Neil. My guest at this time is the WEC World Champion, Lauren Phillips. Lauren, welcome once again tp ‘…Chats With April.’!”

“It’s always a pleasure, Megan!”

“Lauren, you just successfully defended your title against Jill Kelly. Care to give your thoughts?’

“Jill Kelly may be a legend in my chosen profession, but she had no business sharing a wrestling ring with me tonight. Did you see how easy my victory was?”

“Yes, Lauren, I saw. But, is there anyone worthy of a title shot, in your opinion?”

“In a word, Megan…no!”

“Lauren, you have no title defenses scheduled for next week, what will you do with a much deserved week off?”

“I’m sure I’ll think of something, I always do.” Lauren says.

“Lauren, that’s all the time we have, thank you once again for joining me!”

“It was my pleasure, take care, Megan!”

“That wraps up our broadcast for this week. For Alicia Vitarelli, Vanelle Lyn, Quinn McKay & of course, April O’Neil, I’m Megan Heidlberg, good night!”

Lauren Phillips (c) vs. Jill Kelly WEC World Championship Match

It’s now time for our main event. For the WEC World championship, champion Lauren Phillips defends against WEC Rumble winner Jill Kelly.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger: Jill Kelly.

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC Rumble winner & challenger for the WEC World championship, Jill Kelly! Jill, your thoughts on facing Lauren Phillips this evening?”

“Lauren Phillips is a great champion, but I just outlasted 29 women to earn my spot in this main event, I will not be denied tonight, Quinn!” Jill says, walking away.

Jill Kelly makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a steel grey bra & matching thong panties.

Jill enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the WEC Champion, Lauren Phillips.

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC World Champion, Lauren Phillips. Lauren, your thoughts on facing Jill Kelly this evening.”

“Jill, Jill, Jill! You may have won the Rumble, but you just went from the frying pan straight into the fire. When our match is done, the ring announcer will only have to say two words: ‘…And still…’!” Lauren says, walking away.

Lauren Phillips makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing an antique while bra & panty set, & she has her championship belt over her right shoulder.

Lauren enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring annoincer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is our…MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is scheduled for one fall & it is for the WEC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! 

“Introducing first, the challenger: from Pomona, California…she is the winner of the 2022 WEC Rumble…please welcome…JILL KELLY!”

Jill smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent: from Atlantic City, New Jersey…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC WORLD CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…LAUREN PHILLIPS!”

Lauren also smiles & waves to the crowd.

Both women meet in the middle of the ring as the referee gives final instructions.

The bell rings & both women lock up in the center of the ring.

Lauren easily scoops Jill up for a vicious body slam.

Lauren now pulls Jill to her feet by the hair and shoves her into a corner. Lauren now begins punching Jill over & over again in the stomach.

Jill clutches her stomach & gasps for air.

Lauren now takes Jill by the hair and throws her across the ring by the hair.

Jill screams & holds her head.

Lauren now throws Jill to the outside of the ring, and Lauren quickly follows her outside.

Lauren grabs a steel chair & and bashed Jill several times across the back with the chair.

Jill now collapses to the floor.

Lauren now quickly rolls Jill back in the ring.

Lauren lays a steel chair in the middle of the ring. Lauren now give Jill the Kiss Of Death, first followed by the uppercut low blow then by the Cali Bomb, driving Jill face first into the chair.

Lauren easily covers Jill for the victory.

Your winner & STILL WEC World Champion…Lauren Phillips.

Lauren poses over Jill’s body for several minutes after the match.

Lauren now heads backstage for the post match interview.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Alice Merchesi

“Hello, & welcome back to ‘…Chats With April.’! I’m Megan Heidlberg in for the injured April O’Neil. My guest at this time is none other than the WEC Cunt Busting Contest champion, Alice Merchesi. Alice, welcome to ‘…Chats With April.’!”

“It’s my pleasure, Megan!”

“Alice, you just has a successful title defense against Jennifer Coffey, how do you feel?”

“Megan, I’d be lying if I didn’t say I was a little sore & tender down there. But, I think Jennifer should stick to what she’s good at, selling junk on television!”

“Is there anyone on the roster you feel deserves a shot at your title?”

“I feel Piper Perri is due a rematch. Other than than, no, I don’t feel any ot the women on this roster deserve a shot at this title.” Alice says,

“Next week is a big week for you, you have several title defenses schedued. Your thoughts?”

“I have two words to say about my matches next week…And Still…We done here. Megan?”

“Yes, we’re done here! That does it for another episode of ‘…Chats With Megan.’! Let’s send it back to ringside for tonight’s Main Event!”

Jennifer Coffey vs. Alice Merchesi (c) WEC Cunt Busting Contest Championship Match

This is our penultimate match of the evening & it is for the WEC Cunt Busting Championship. The champion: Alice Merchesi defends against Jennifer Coffey.

The rules are similar to that of the Belly Punching Contest, there are 5 rounds & the first to win 3 is the winner. Only difference is, we alternate between low blow kicks & low blow punches. Each contestant gets 5 punches or kicks (depending on the round…) and in order to win a round you must make your opponent say: ‘I give up!’

And, also just like the belly punching contest, the cunt busting contest also takes place backstage.

Both women are in their respective locker room getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is in the locker room with the challenger, Jennifer Coffey.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger, Jennifer Coffey. Jenn, how do you feel heading into this rare title opportunity for you?”

“Quinn, I feel confident. You’re right, this is a rare chance at a title for me, & I intend to make the most of this chance.” Jenn says, walking away.

Jennifer Coffey makes her way backstage for this match. Jennifer is wearing a black cotton bra & white full back panties.

Jennifer enters the room & stands against the wall.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the champion, Alice Merchesi.

“Quinn McKay here with the champion Alice Merchesi. Alice, this is a rare title defense for you, how do you feel heading into thie match?”

“I feel great, Quinn! I’m going to retain my title tonight. That’s a fact!” Alice Merchesi says, walking away.

Alice Merchesi enters the backstage area, wearing a green halter top & short denim shorts.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the backstage area to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest is for the Cunt Busting Contest championship!

“Introducing first: the challenger: from: West Chester, Pennsylvania…please welcome: JENNIFER COFFEY!”

Jennifer smiles & waves to the small crowd assembled.

“Her opponent: she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…CUNT BUSTING CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…ALICE MERCHESI!”

Alice also smiles & waves to the small crowd.

Since Alice is the champion, she gets to go first, Jennifer stands against the wall, and Alice opts to go with punches.

Jennifer stands against the wall. Alice then gets 5 low blow punches. Jenn crumbles to one knee & begins crying, but she doesn’t give up.

After a brief intermission, both women switch positions, & now it’s Alice against the wall. And Jenn now balls up her first & punches Alice 5 times in the pussy.

Alice cries out, but amazingly doesn’t give up.

Again, after a brief intermission, both switch positions, & once again it’s Jenn against the wall. Alice again punches Jenn 5 times in the pussy. 

This time Jenn really screams out. “I GIVE UP!” Jenn cries out!

Alice Merchesi wins round 1 & leads the match 1-0.

After another intermission, Alice goes back against the wall. Round 2 is Low Blow Kicks.

Jenn is ready, & she now kicks Alice hard in the pussy 5 times. Alice drops to her knees, holding herself, but, she doesn’t give up.

Both women again switch positions, & now it’s Jenn against the wall.

Now, Alice kicks Jenn as hard as she can in the pussy. Jenn actually passes out from the pain and has to be revived. Alice wins by default.

Alice Merchesi wins Round 2 & leads the match 2-0.

After another brief intermission, Jenn remains against the wall. And now we go back to low blow punches.

Alice now balls her fist up & and again punches Jenn in the pussy. And, for the second time, Jenn Coffey slumps down the wall unconscious.

Alice once again wins the round by default.

Alice Merchesi wins Round 3, & wins the match 3-0.

Alice stands in the middle of the room holding her championship belt high.

Alice now heads for the conference room for her post match interview.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Madison Sex-Kitten

“Hello & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April.’! I’m Megan Heidlberg in for the injured April O’Neil. April will be back in time for the next show.

“My guest at this time is the WEC Wear My Panties champion, Madison Sex-Kitten! Madi, welcome to ‘…Chats With April.’!”

“It’s my pleasure, Megan.”

“Madi, you just successfully defended your title. What is next for you in the WEC?”

“Well, Megan. I’d love another chance with the World Championship. You know, when I worked in Uptown Charlotte, North Carolina, I was a former Women’s World champion, & I held the Rising Angels championship on more than one occasion. So, I’ve proven myself in the past. This WEC is a lot tougher than what I was put through in Charlotte. I just believe I deserve another shot at the World title.”

“Well said, Madison! Is there anyone, anyone at all on the roster you’d like to face next?”

“I’m game to face anyone. The powers that be can put anyone in front of me, & I’ll knock them down. Whoever Steve/Sabrina wants me to face, I’ll face them & I’ll win!”

“Madi, just one more question. What do you have to say to all of your detractors out there?”

“I’ll just simply say: I’m Madison Sex-Kitten & I’ll beat your ass & earn your respect!”

“That’s all the time we have! Thank you for joining me, Madi!”

“It’s always a pleasure, Megan! I hope to join you again real soon.”

“Let’s go back to ringside for our penultimate match of the evening!”

Ana Morgade vs. Madison Sex-Kitten (c) WEC Wear My Panties Championship Match

The time has come for our next title match, as Madison Sex-Kitten defends the WEC Wear My Panties championship against Ana Morgade. Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger: Ana Morgade.

“Quinn McKay here! With the challenger: Ana Morgade! Ana, how do you feel heading into this match?”

“I feel fine, I’m looking forward to becoming champion of this division, & finally ridding the WEC of Madison Sex-Kitten.” Ana says, walking away..

Ana Morgade makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a bra & panty set that is the exact same colors as the Spanish flag.

Ana enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the champion: Madison Sex-Kitten.

“Quinn McKay here with the Wear My Panties champion, Madison Sex-Kitten. Madi, how do you feel heading into this title match?”

“I feel fine, Quinn. You know, it’s so rare for me to have a title match, I forget what it’s like to be the defending champion. But, tonight, Ana Morgade, I won’t forget how to defend my title. That’s all I have to say, Quinn!” Madison seays, walking away.

Madison Sex-Kitten makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a zebra print bra & panty set with peach colored trim around the edges.

Madison enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the WEC Wear My Panties championship.

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Spain…please welcome…ANA MORGADE!”

Ana smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent: from: Charlotte, North Carolina…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC WEAR MY PANTIES CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…MADISON SEX-KITTEN!”

Madison also smiles & waves to the crowd.

The bell rings, & both women lock up in the center of the ring. Madison easily overpowers Ana, shoving her back into a corner.

Madison quickly gets a side headlock & hits her patented running bulldog move, slamming Ana face first in the middle of the ring. Ana is out cold.

Madison now removes both her own panties & Ana’s panties as well, and slides her own panties onto Ana.

The bell rings & Madison Sex-Kitten wins & retains her title, but, Madi isn’t done.

She now sets Ana up for the Split-Leg Stretch. Madison applies the Split-Leg Stretch in the middle of the ring, Ana screams in pain. The referee repeatedly calls for the bell.

After 5 minutes, Madison lets go of the hold. Ana has long since passed out.

Madison stands over Ana, holding her championship for several minutes after her victory.

Madison now heads backstage to be interviewed.

Hannah Perez, Cali Logan, Paris Kennedy & Megan Heidlberg Humiliate & Sexually Dominate Kate Bilo

Kate Bilo is being checked out by the doctors backstage, when Cali Logan, Paris Kennedy, Hannah Perez & Megan Heidlberg enter the room.

“Get out of her, doc, this is about to get ugly!” Hannah warns.

The doctor & his staff quickly depart. Leaving Kate Bilo with a look of absolute terror on her face.

“Wh-what do you want?” Kate manages to stammer out.

“Guess.” Hannah says.

Kate stands up, but Cali punches her in the stomach.

Paris tears Kate’s panties & bra off of her, leaving her naked. Cali places her hand over Kate’s mouth & Hannh squeezes Kate’s firm breasts and runs her hand down to Kate’s pussy. Kate lets out a muffled scream & begins crying.

“Don’t cry, Kate! Only babies cry, are you a baby, whore?” Megan asks.

Kate is now laid back down on the exam table. Cali holds her arms down, Paris forcibly spreads Kate’s legs, a bit wider than they were meant to go. Hannah removes her own panties & straddles Kate’s face, while Megan gets between Kate’s wide open legs.

“P-please, p-please don’t do this, p-please!” Kate begs.

“Shut the fuck up, whore!” Hannah says, punching Kate again in the face.

Cali pinches Kate’s nose shut until she sticks her tongue out. Hannah then begins riding Kate’s face, while Megan crams her own tongue into Kate’s pussy.

Kate let’s out a muffled moan.

“I think she likes this!” Cali says to Paris as they high five.

Hannah grinds herself all over Kate’s precious face, and Megan takes her time, teasing Kate’s clit with her tongue.

This abuse goes on for 45 minutes, Hannah has 3 good orgasms in that timeframe, and Kate reluctantly had 3 of her own.

All the women seem satisfied.

“Not so fast girls!” Hannah says, she takes a tube of lipstick from between her breasts, she writes the word ‘Slut’ across Kate’s chest & the word ‘Loser’ across Kate’s stomach. All 4 women take several pictures of Kate as she lays there, crying.

Finally, after an hour they leave Kate alone.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Hannah Perez

“Hello! And welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April.’! I’m Megan Heidlberg in for the injured April O’Neil! My guest at this time, is once again WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez! Hannah, welcome back!”

“Good to be back, Megan!”

“You easily destroyed Kate Bilo, what are you thoughts on her?”

“Kate Bilo is nothing but a big set of tits. As a matter of fact Cali Logan, Paris Kennedy & I have big plans for Kate.” Again, Hannah makes the sign for cunnilingus.

“That sounds interesting, Hannah. Next weekend, your scheduled for more title matches. Including some where you’re the challenger, including next weeks main event against Sexy Patty Cake. Your thoughts on what awaits you next weekend?”

“No, just I plan on being a decorated champion after next weeks show.”

“Care to shed some light on what you have planned for Kate Bilo?”

“Just that she’ll wish she never signed to be part of the WEC.”

“I can’t wait to see it!”

“You’re invited to take part as well, Megan!”

“Interesting! That’s all the time we have, Hannah! Thank you for joining me!”

“It’s been my pleasure, Megan!”

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April.’! Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match.”

Hannah Perez (c) vs. Kate Bilo WEC Street Fight Championship Match

The time has come for our next title match, as for the final time this evening, Hannah Perez will defend the Street Fight championship against Kate Bilo.

Kate has fully recovered from being attacked last week by Chelsie Rae.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Kate Bilo.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger, Kate Bilo. Kate, how do you feel facing Hannah Perez?”

“I feel nervous, Quinn. After what happened last week with Chelsie. I’m not worried about what Hannah will do inside the ring, I’m worried about what will happen in the locker room afterwards.” Kate says, walking away.

Kate Bilo makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a bright yellow bra & matching full back panties.

Kate enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the champion, Hannah Perez.

“Quinn McKay here with the champion, Hannah Perez. Hannah, how confident are you as you face Kate Bilo?”

“I feel extremely confident. Kate is an absolute joke. And Kate? Sweetie? You have every reason to be nervous about after the match!” Hannah says, giving the universal symbol for cunnilingus, & then Hannah walks away.

Hannah Perez makes her way to the ring, she is wearing a satin teal & black bra & panties set.

Hannah enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

"Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the WEC STREET FIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

“Introducing first, the challenger: from: West Chester, Pennsylvania. Please welcome: KATE BILO!”

Kate smiles & waves to the crwod.

“Her opponent: from: New York City, New York…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC STREET FIGHT CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…HANNAH PEREZ!”

Hannah also smiles & waves to the crowd.

The bell rings & both women lock up in the center of the ring.

Hannah easily scoops Kate off of her feet for a body slam.

Kate screams & clutches her lower back.

Hannah now sits on top of Kate & begins to punish Kate’s breasts, rights & lefts over & over again.

Kate screams & begins crying. Hannah now removes Kate’s bra & begins to choke her with it.

Hannah gets up & drags Kate back to her feet by the hair. Hannah once again lifts Kate up and drops her from the ring to the arena floor.

Hannah goes to the arena floor as well, and grabs a steel chair and just begins destroying Kate with chair shot after chair shot. After one chair shot to the head, Kate is knocked out, cold.

Hannah lifts Kate’s limp, lifeless body onto her shoulders and Carrie’s her back to the ring. 

Once back in the ring, Hannah begins to rag doll Kate.

The match finally ends when Hannah hits Kate with a Northern Lights suplex and the referee mercifully counts to three.

Your winner by pin fall & STILL WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez.

Hannah stands over Kate’s body for several minutes after the match.

Hannah now quickly heads backstage.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Lauren Phillips

“Hello! And welcome back to: ‘…Chats With April.’! I’m your host, Megan Heidlberg, in for the injured April O’Neil. My guest at this time is none other than WEC World champion, Lauren Phillips. Lauren, welcome back!”

“It’s my pleasure, Megan!”

“Lauren, you just had a successful title defense against Katherine Salom, what are your thoughts?”

“My thoughts are: ‘I’m the most dominant champion this company has ever seen, & I’ll continue to be the champion for however long I desire.’ Those are my thoughts, Megan!”

“Lauren, next up for you is our main event of the evening, you against Jill Kelly, the winner of the WEC Rumble earlier this evening. Your thoughts on Jill Kelly?”

“Jill Kelly slept with the right man to get her job in the WEC, it’s just a shame she has no in ring talent.”

“Care to share anything else with us, Lauren?”

“I’m just very happy, Megan! That slut Salom can’t say I’m holding her championship anymore, and soon I’ll beat Jill Kelly’s ass as well. That’s pretty much all I have to say, Megan!” Lauren says, getting up to walk away

“Thank you for your time, Lauren!”

“My pleasure, Megan.”

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April.’! Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match!”

Lauren Phillips (c) vs. Katherine Salom WEC World Championship Match

It’s time for our next title match, this one, once again being for the WEC World Championship as Lauren Phillips defends against the former champion, Katherine Salom.

Quinn McKay is backstage with the challenger, Katherine Salom.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger for the WEC World championship, Katherine Salom. Katherine, this is your chance to regain the gold you never actually lost. How do you feel?”

“I feel quite nervous, Quinn! Lauren is a tremendous champion, & I’m going to have to be on my game tonight.” Katherine says, walking away.

Katherine Salom makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a silver satin bathing suit. 

Katherine enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the champion, Lauren Phillips.

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC World Champion: Lauren Phillips. Lauren, originally you were scheduled to be the challenger in this match. Does the change in role change your game plan?”

“It does not. Katherine Salom is nothing but a joke, I would’ve easily won the championship had she not been stripped of the title. Doesn’t matter. I’m the champion until I say otherwise!” Lauren says, walking away.

Lauren Phillips makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a powder bra & matching full back panties, both with white polka dots on them.

Lauren enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the WEC World Championship!

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Houston, Texas…please welcome…KATHERINE SALOM!”

Katherine smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent: from: Atlantic City, New Jersey…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC WORLD CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…LAUREN PHILLIPS!”

Lauren smiles & waves to the crowd.

Lauren charges at Katherine & tackles her to the mat & begins punching her over & over, first in the face & then in the tits.

Katherine is able to power Lauren off of her, & Katherine kicks Lauren right in the pussy. Lauren screams & collapses to the mat.

Katherine goes to cover Lauren, but Lauren kicks out with authority.

Lauren now begins pummeling Katherine, hitting her with a series of overhand rights, finally Katherine collapses in the corner.

Lauren now grabs Katherine by the legs & drags her to the center of the ring.

Lauren now grabs Katherine by the hair & pulls her to her feet. Lauren now gives Katherine the Kiss Of Death followed by the uppercut low blow, Katherine collapses to the mat, unconscious.

Lauren places her foot on Katherine’s chest as the referee counts to 3.

Your winnwe & STILL WEC World champion…Lauren Phillips.

Lauren stands over Katherine’s unconscious body for several minutes after the match.

Lauren now heads backstage to be interviewed.