A (Kayfabe) Interview With Hannah Perez

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! I’m your host, April O’Neil. My guest at this time is none other than the WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez. Hannah, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’!”

“Always a pleasure, April!”

“Hannah, you just had a rather convincing victory over Kerstin Lindquist, your thoughts?”

“April, I don’t know what Steve was thinking putting her in a match with me. She’s enhancement talent at best, no business receiving title matches.”

“With that being said, you have several matches coming up later this evening, & you’ll be the challenger in several of those matches. Your thoughts?”

“I think my main event match with Patty Cake will be the most intriguing. I look forward to the challenge.”

“Hannah, that’s all the time we have! Thank you for joing me this evening!”

“It was my pleasure, April!”

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! Let’s go back to ringside for out next title match!”

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Alice Merchesi

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of: ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host April O’Neil! My guest at this time is Cunt Busting Contest champion Alice Merchesi. Alice, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’ !”

“Always a pleasure, April!”

“Alice, you just successfully retained your championship against Jill Kelly. Your thoughts?”

“Jill was a lot tougher than I anticipated. But, once again, as always, the championship remains exactly where it belongs!”

“Well said! Alice, you’re scheduled for two more title defenses later this evening. What, in your opinion, are your chances of waking out of here this evening still champion?”

“April, my chances of walking out still champion…100%. I’m the baddest woman on this roster, & don’t you forget it!”

“Alice, that’s all the time we have! Thank you for joining this evening on ‘…Chats With April!’ !”

“My pleasure, I’ll join you anytime!” Alice says, getting up & leaving.”

“That does it for another episode of: ‘…Chats With April!’ Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match!”

Jill Kelly vs. Alice Merchesi (c) Cunt Busting Contest Championship Match

This is the first of 9 huge title matches this evening, this match is for the Cunt Busting Contest championship as Alice Merchesi defends against Jill Kelly! 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Jill Kelly.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger to the WEC Cunt Busting Contest championship, Jill Kelly.

“Jill, how do you feel heading into this title match?”

“I feel nervous, Quinn. Alice is a good champion, but her reign ends tonight.” Jill says, walking away.

Jill Kelly enters the backstage area, wearing a grey push-up bra & matching panties.

Jill enters the room & stands against the wall.

Quinn McKay is now standing by with the champion, Alice Merchesi.

“Quinn McKay here with the Cunt Busting Contest champion, Alice Merchesi! Alice, how do you feel as you prepare to face Jill Kelly?”

“I feel good, Quinn! It’s an honor to compete against a legend like Jill, but, I’ll destroy her all the same…” Alice says, walking away.

Alice Merchesi enters the backstage area, she’s wearing an Orange sports bra & matching thong panties.

Alice enters the room & stands against the opposite wall.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley entered the backstage area to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for 5 rounds is for the WEC CUNT BUSTING CONTEST CHAMPIONSHIP! 

“Introducing first: the challenger, from Pomona, California, please welcome…JILL KELLY!”

Jill smiles & waves to the small crowd assembled backstage.

“Her opponent: she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC CUNT BUSTING CONTEST CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…ALICE MERCHESI!”

Alice also smiles & waves to the small crowd assembled.

Since Jill is the challenger, she gets to go first, & she opts to have low blow punches in the 1st round.

Alice stands against the wall. Jill balls up her fist, drops to her knees & punches Alice 5 times in the pussy. Alice gasps for air, but surprisingly doesn’t give up.

Both women switch positions, & now it’s Jill standing against the wall. Alice balls up her fist & punches Jill 5 times in the pussy. Jill screams out & drops to her knees.

“I GIVE UP!” Jill cries out.

Alice Merchesi wins Round 1 & leads the match 1-0.

After a brief intermission, both women resume their positions. Round 2 will now be low blow kicks.

Jill remains against the wall. Alice approaches & delivers 5 stiff kicks to Jill’s pussy.

Jill once again drops to her knees, but she doesn’t give up.

Now, both women switch positions once again, & now Alice is again against the wall.

Jill approaches & she delivers 5 stiff kicks to Alice’s pussy.

Again, Alice gasps for air, & she drops to her knees, & surprisingly she says: “I. Give. Up.” Alice says, while crying.

Jill Kelly wins Round 2 & the match is tied 1-1.

After a brief intermission, both women resume their positions, with Alice against the wall. Round 3 goes back to low blow punches.

Jill approaches Alice, balls her fist, drops to jer knees & punches Alice 5 times in the pussy.

Alice bites her lower lip, & she cries out, but she doesn’t give up.

Both women once again switch positions, & again it’s Jill against the wall.

Alice once again balls her fist, approaches Jill, drops to her knees & punches Jill hard in the pussy 5 times.

Jill briefly passes out & crumbles to the floor.

Alice wins the round automatically. Alice wins Round 3 & now leads the match 2-1.

After another brief intermission, the women again resume their positions, with Jill remaining against the wall.

This 4th round will again be low blow kicks.

Jill looks like she wants to cry as Alice approaches & kicks Jill in the pussy 5 times.

Jill does begin crying, but she doesn’t give up.

The women again switch positions, & again it’s Alice against the wall.

Jill approaches & she kicks Alice as hard as she can in the pussy.

Alice moves her hair from her eyes, but she doesn’t give up.

The women again switch positions & once again Jill stands against the wall.

Alice has an evil smile on her face as she approaches Jill & again kicks her in the pussy.

Jill screams, & once again crumbles to the floor.

“I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!” Jill says, crying uncontrollably.

Alice Merchesi wins Round 4 & retains her title 3-1.

Medical staff begin to attend to Jill as Alice walks around the room, celebrating.

Alice now walks away to be interviewed.