A (Kayfabe) Interview With Meredith Garofalo

“April O’Neal here! With the winner of our last contest, the WEC Arm Wrestling Contest champion, Meredith Garofalo. Meredith, welcome!”

 

“Thank you for having me, April!” Meredith replied.

 

“Meredith, you easily defeated Jill Kelly, yet you shook her hand after the match. What are your real thoughts on Jill Kelly?”

 

“I personally think Jill had her mind on her upcoming Last Woman Standing match for the WEC Lesbian Catfight championship. But, also, Jill had no business challenging for the Arm Wrestling Contest championship, she has no upper body strength. I have to agree with everyone elses assessment of Jill, she is a joke.”

 

“Would you accept another challenge from Jill?”

 

“Absolutely not! I want a challenge, & Jill offers no challenge. I want either Carmen Tocheniuk or Queen Of Jobbers champion Courtney King! Both of those women are weightlifting competitors, and offer a great challenge!” 

 

“Well said! Um, other than the two you just named, is there anyone else you’d like to face?”

 

“Yes, my colleague on WeatherNation, Caroline Brown, who I’ve boxed at the local gym on our dinner break, is extremely powerful. She’s like me, and by that I mean, she’s more than a set of big tits. I think she’d offer the greatest challenge for me!” Meredith says.

 

“Meredith, that’s all the time we have! Thank you for your time this evening, & good luck in your next title defense!” April says.

 

“Thank you, April!” Meredith says, getting up & walking away. 

Jill Kelly vs. Meredith Garofalo WEC Arm Wrestling Contest Championship Match

It’s time for yet another title match as Meredith Garofalo will now defend the WEC Arm Wrestling Contest Championship against Jill Kelly.

 

The rules are simple, the match has 3 rounds, the first to win 2 rounds is declared the winner & WEC Arm Wrestling Contest champion.

 

Both Meredith & Jill are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the contest.

 

Quinn McKay is backstage with the challenger: Jill Kelly.

 

“Hi! Quinn McKay here with the challenger to the Arm Wrestling Contest championship, Jill Kelly!

 

“Jill? You seem to have been humbled from earlier when you said no one would take the Lesbian Catfight Championship off of you! How do you respond to Veronika’s challenge to a Last Woman Standing Match?” Quinn asks.

 

“You like to talk shit, don’t you, you mouthy little bitch? Why don’t you shut your fucking mouth, Quinn?” Jill yells, ripping the microphone out of Quinn’s hands. “As far as Veronika Pagacova is concerned: I accept your challenge, bitch! Last Woman Standing! I’ll destroy you, bitch!” Jill says, shoving the microphone into Quinn’s chest and walking away.

 

Jill Kelly makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a purple camisole & matching lacy boy short panties.

 

Jill enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by backstage with the Arm Wrestling champion, Meredith Garofalo.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC Arm Wrestling Contest champion: Meredith Garofalo. Meredith, how are you feeling heading into this match?” Quinn asks.

 

“I feel good, Quinn! I feel strong, and that’s bad news for Jill! I actually feel bad for Jill, all I have to do is win 2 of the 3 rounds in this match. Good luck, Jill, you’ll need it!” Meredith says, walking away.

 

Meredith Garofalo makes her way to the ring. She’s wearing a white cotton sports bra & white satin full back panties.

 

Meredith enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Ring announcer, Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest is scheduled for the best 2 out of 3 rounds, & it is for the WEC Arm Wrestling Contest championship!

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Pomona, California…please welcome…JILL KELLY!”

 

Jill smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: she is from: Cleveland, Ohio…SHE IS THE…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC ARM WRESTLING CONTEST CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…MEREDITH GAROFALO!”

 

Meredith also smiles & waves to the crowd,

 

“The rules of the Arm Wrestling Contest are simple, it consists of 3 rounds, the 1^st to win 2 of the 3 rounds will be declared the winner!” Cathy Kelley explains.

 

Both women approach the table, they put their right arms in the elbow rest & their left hand grips the handle grip.

 

The referee checks their grip & calls for the contest to begin.

 

To everyone’s surprise, Jill has Meredith on the brink early on, but soon enough, Meredith changes her grip, and the tide of the match begins to turn in Meredith’s favor.

 

Within seconds, Meredith has pinned Jill’s wrist down in a matter of seconds.

 

Meredith Garofalo wins the 1^st round & leads the contest 1-0.

 

After a 30 second intermission, both women resumes their positions.

 

The referee checks the grip & the 2^nd round begins.

 

It’s a stalemate at first, Jill (unsuccessfully) changes her grip, but it doesn’t help her.

 

A minute later, Meredith changes her grip, & quickly begins to overpower Jill, & once again quickly pins Jill’s wrist down.

 

Meredith wins the 2^nd round & wins the contest 2-0.

 

Your winner & STILL WEC Arm Wrestling Contest champion…Meredith Garofalo.

 

Meredith & Jill shake hands after the contest as Meredith poses with her championship belt.

 

A Second (Kayfabe) Interview With Brandi Passante

“Okay, April O’Neal here, & I’m standing by with WEC Bar Room Brawl champion, Brandi Passante.

 

“Brandi, thank you again for joining me tonight!”

 

“It’s a pleasure, April!”

 

“Brandi, you seem to have exacted a measure of revenge against Madison Sex-Kitten. Your thoughts?”

 

“April, Madison is a joke! This woman is representing this company as it’s World champion? I can’t wait to face her again later tonight for the World championship, I’m going to kick that bitch’s ass all over the ring!” Brandi says.

 

“Speaking of that, do you feel you’ll be a better champion than Madison?”

 

“Absolutely! Everybody on this roster is a fucking joke! When, not if, when I win the World championship, I’ll reign for a very long time! No one will take that title off of me unless I want to lose!” Brandi says.

 

“Brandi, you seem very confident! Are you worried about being over confident?”

 

“What are you trying to say, April? The only match I’m worried about is my Wet T-Shirt title match against Sarah Rosario, because Sarah does have a good body!”

 

“Okay, Brandi! Thank you for your time, & we hope to speak to you after your 2^nd match with Madison!” April says.

 

“Thank you, April!” Brandi says, walking away. 

Madison Sex-Kitten vs. Brandi Passante WEC Bar Room Brawl Championship Match

The time has come for yet another title match as Brandi Passante defends the WEC Bar Room Brawl championship against Madison Sex-Kitten, who will defend the WEC World Championship against Brandi Passante later in the card.

 

Both women are outside the bar preparing for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Madison Sex-Kitten.

 

“Quinn McKay here, with the challenger, Madison Sex-Kitten. Madison, this isn’t the first time you’ve faced off against Brandi Passante. What are your thoughts now that you’re the World Champion & you’re the challenger heading into this match?” Quinn asks.

 

“I think, it doesn’t matter whether I’m the challenger or champion, I need to go out there & do my best tonight.” Madison says, walking away.

 

Madison Sex-Kitten makes her way to the bar, she’s wearing a white baby tee, and pale blue jeans.

 

Madison enters the bar & stands against the pool tables.

 

Quinn McKay is now standing by with the Bar Room Brawl champion, Brandi Passante.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the the WEC Bar Room Brawl champion, Brandi Passante. Brandi? What are your thoughts on Madison Sex-Kitten.” Quinn McKay asks.

 

“Madison Sex-Kitten broke my nose last time we faced each other, & I don’t easily forget that. Tonight, Madison, your ass is mine, bitch!" Brandi says, walking away.

 

Brandi Passante makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing an off white bra & panties, and her fist is still bloody after her match earlier with Megan Jones.

 

Brandi Passante enters the bar & stands against the tables.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the bar to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a Bar Room Brawl & it is for the WEC bar Room Brawl championship!

 

“Introducing first, the challenger: from: Charlotte, Norh Carolina…please welcome…MADISON SEX-KITTEN!”

 

Madison smiles & waves to the small crowd gathereed in the bar.

 

“Her opponent…from: Harris County, Texas…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC BAR ROOM BRAWL CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…BRANDI PASSANTE!” 

 

Brandi smiles & waves to the crowd gathered in the bar.

 

Both women meet in the middle of the bar.

 

Madison offers to shake Brandi’s hand, & Brandi spits at her.

 

Madison swings at Brandi, but Brandi ducks, and punches Madison in the face, knocking her to the floor.

 

Brandi grabs a bottle of vodka, and pours some down Madison’s throat.

 

Madison spits the vodka out, and Brandi again punches Madison in the face.

 

Brandi now forcibly removes Madison’s jeans & panties, and pours the remaining vodka into Madison’s pussy. 

 

Madison screams out in pain as Brandi now jams the neck of the vodka bottle inside Madison’s pussy.

 

Brandi now grabs a bottle of Merlot, pours some on Madison’s mouth, closes Madison’s mouth, & pinches Madison’s nose shut, trying to force her to swallow, but Madison quickly taps out.

 

Brandi refuses to let go & Madison refuses to swallow, & eventually Madison passes out & the referee had to pull Brandi off of Madison.

 

Madison is quickly revived, and she’s able to spit the Merlot out of her mouth.

 

Your winner & STILL WEC Bar Room Brawl Champion…Brandi Passante.

 

Brandi laughs at Madison as she poses over her.

 

These two will face later tonight for the WEC World Championship.

 

 

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Veronika Pagacova

“April O’Neal here with the NEW WEC Lesbian Catfight champion: Veronika Pagacova.

 

“Veronika, Jill Kelly is very outspoken about you, do you care to respond?” April asks.

 

“Little girl Jill wants to run mouth! I’m issuing challenge to big mouth Jill. Last woman standing match for my title! Accept or shut mouth, bitch!” Veronika says.

 

“Well said, Veronika! Other than Jill, is there anyone else on the roster who has your attention?” 

 

“Sexy PattyCake & Alisa Kiss! I know those two have title match coming soon! I’d like to challenge winner of that match. Whoever winner of that match is, will crumble at my pretty feet. That all I have to say!” Veronika says, getting up to walk away.

 

“Veronika, wait!” April says.

 

Veronika punches April in the face, knocking her out of her chair.

 

“Stupid little reporter girl. I challenge you to match, now, bitch!” Veronika says, spitting on April.

 

Veronika lowers her panties & grinds her pussy against April’s face.

 

April screams out, & Veronika leaves.

Veronika Pagacova vs. Jill Kelly WEC Lesbian Catfight Championship Match

The time has come for yet another title match as Jill Kelly makes her first defense for her newly won WEC Lesbian Catfight Championship, right now she takes on Veronika Pagacova. 

 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger: Veronika Pagacova.

 

“Quinn McKay here! Veronika, rare title opportunity for you. How do you feel heading into this match?”

 

“Jill is little girl compared to me! I’m a Czech, I strong like bear! Tonight, I prove who the pathetic one is…little girl!” Veronika says, walking away.

 

Veronika Pagacova makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a maroon with black stripes bra & matching panties, Veronika also has a black garter belt on & nude thigh high stockings.

 

Veronika enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Quinn McKay is now standing by with the champion, Jill Kelly.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC Lesbian Catfight Champion…Jill Kelly! Jill, please, your thoughts on Veroinka Pagacova?”

 

“Veronika is exactly the type of dumb bitch I was talking about earlier. She thinks she’s a legitimate challenger to MY title? Don’t make me fucking laugh! Veronika, you’re a joke, & I’ll beat your ass like the joke you are!” Jill says, walking away.

 

Jill Kelly makes her way to the ring she’s wearing a silver satin bra & panty set. 

 

Jill enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelly enters the ring to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest is a Lesbian Catfight & it is for the WEC Lesbian Catfight Championship!

 

“Introducing first: The challenger: from Prague, Czech Republic…please welcome…VERONIKA PAGACOVA!”

 

Veronika smiles & waves for the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: from: Pomona, California…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC LESBIAN CATFIGHT CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…JILL KELLY!”

 

Jill Kelly turns & flips Veronika Pagacova the finger on both hands.

 

Veronika charges at Jill and drives her shoulder into Jill’s stomach, driving the breath out of Jill’s body.

 

Jill lays on the mat, struggling to catch her breath.

 

Veronika gets on top of Jill, uses her knee to push Jill’s legs apart, and starts to ram her knees over & over again in to Jill’s pussy.

 

Jill screams & quickly passes out, and Veronika removes Jill’s panties & begins to performs oral sex on Jill.

 

Even though Jill is unconscious, Jill still manages to have several orgasms while unconscious.

 

Your winner & NEW WEC Lesbian Catfight Champion…Veronika Pagacova.

 

Veronika stands over Jill Kelly for several minutes, holding her championship belt high!

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Brandi Passante

The following happens after Brandi Passante’s victory over Megan Jones.

 

“Okay, April O’Neal here with the WEC Bar Room Brawl champion: Brandi Passante! Brandi, thank you for joining me!”

 

“To quote one of my idols, Bobby Heenan: The Pleasure is all yours, April!” Brandi with a grin on her face.

 

“Brandi? This was a huge victory for you, but it was only your first match tonight, you still have: 2 matches woith the legendary Madison Sex-Kitten, one for the World title & the other for this Bar Room Brawl title. A Wet T-Shirt Contest championship match against Sarah Rosario & potentially a match against Jackie Gayda for the World Title in tonight;s main event! You thoughts on tonight, & having so many matches tonight?” April asks.

 

“April, it’s simple! I’m an in demand champion, and as THE  in demand champion in the WEC, I take my responsibility seriously!”

 

“With that being said, Brnadi, your next two matches are against Madison Sex-Kitten, are you looking forward to possibly getting your hands on the WEC World championship?” April asks.

 

“Yes1 Yes, April, I am! I’ve wanted that big gold belt since I first signed with the WEC! I could lose my other two titles, all that matters is the World Championship!” 

 

“So, do you have anything to Madison Sex-Kitten before your two matches tonight, Brandi?”

 

“Yes! Prepare for pain, Madi! Prepare for extreme pain! I’ll see you after each of my victories tonight, April!” Brnadi says, walking away.

Megan Jones vs. Brandi Passante WEC Bar Room Brawl Championship Match

It’s time for yet another title match as Brandi Passante defends the WEC Bar Room Brawl Championship against Megan Jones. This is the first, of what could potentially be 5 matches tonight for Brandi. She’ll for sure have 3, but it could potentially be 5. The winner of this match defends against Madison Sex-Kitten later, Madison defends the WEC World Championship against Brandi, Brandi will then defend the WEC Wet T-Shirt Contest championship against Sarah Rosario, & the winner of the World Championship match between madison & Brandi will defend against Jackie Gayda in tonight’s main event.

 

Right now, both women are outside the bar, getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is outside the bar with the challlenger, Megan Jones.

 

“Quinn McKay here, with the challenger, Megan Jones! Megan, not long ago, you were fired, did you think you’d ever compete for a championship in this company again?”

 

“No, Quinn, I did not! I thought my career in the WEC was over, but then Sabrina gave me another chance, & I’m eternally grateful. I won’t let them down tonight!” Megan says, walking away.

 

Megan Jones makes her way to the bar, she’s wearing a teal satin camisole & matching thong panties. She enters the bar & stands against the pool tables.

 

Quinn Mckay is now on the other side of the bar & is standing by with the champion: Brandi Passante.

 

“Quinn McKay here, with the WEC Bar Room Brawl champion, Brandi Passante. Brandi, your thoughts on facing a determined Megan Jones?”

 

“Quinn, don’t make me laugh, Megan can be as determined as she wants. She’s a pathetic jobber, she’s a pair of huge tits that looks good in a bikini. I on the other hand, am a set of huge tits that can knock you the fuck out. Tonight, Megan gets knocked out!” Brandi says, walking away.

 

Brandi Passante makes her to the bar, she’s wearing a white with blue stripes satin bra & matching bikini cut panties. Brandi enters the bar & stands against the tables.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the bar to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest is a Bar Room Brawl & it is for th WEC Bar Room Brawl championship.

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Nashville, Tennessee…please welcome…MEGAN JONES!”

 

Megan smiles & waves to the small crowd assembled.

 

“Her opponent: from Harris County, Texas…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC BAR ROOM BRAWL CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…BRANDI PASSANTE!”

 

Brandi also waves to the crowd.

 

Brandi grabs a bottle of Brandy, & charges at Megan, driving her shoulder into Megan’s stomach, knocking the wind out of her.

 

Brandi then proceeds to pour the entire bottle of brandy into Megan’s open mouth.

 

Megan coughs & tries to spit the liquor out.

 

Brandi then grabs another bottle of Brandi, and tears Megan’s dainty little panties off, she raises Megan’s legs, and begins to pour the brandy in Megan’s pussy.

 

Megan screams & taps out immediately.

 

Your winner, & STILL WEC Bar Room Brawl champion…Brandi Passante.

 

Megan lays on the pool table, crying as Brandi stands over her, posing.