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Who Will Win: Alicia Vitarelli vs. Esmeralda Moya

 

 

The first round of the Intercontinental Reporters Tournament starts tonight with American reporter Alicia Vitarelli (left) taking on Spanish presenter Esmeralda Moya.

Who will win? Comment your pick and check back later to read who won and how.

 

 

Hazel vs. Kiana McMichaels (Erotic Angels Baby Oil Tournament)

The Erotic Angels Baby Oil Tournament first round continues with former KOA Champion Hazel taking on Kiana McMichaels. 

Kiana enters first, wearing a red bra and matching panties, her hair is already wet and her body has been slicked down with baby oil. 

Hazel enters next, wearing a purple bra and matching thong panties, and like Kiana, her hair is wet and she's been slicked down with baby oil. 

The match starts in the ring with a inflatable pool filled with baby oil in the center of the ring. 

The match begins, and both women lock up, Hazel quickly overpowers Kiana, and dunks her head first into the baby oil pool. Kiana comes back up, coughing and spitting out the baby oil. 

Hazel then connects with a stiff right to Kiana's jaw, knocking her into the pool of baby oil, Hazel jumps right in with her and begins pummeling Kiana, Kiana begins screaming and crying. 

Hazel picks Kiana up and body slams her out of the pool and in the right side of the ring by the ropes. 

Kiana wisely rolls out of the ring, but Hazel follows her and knocks her down with a clothesline from behind. 

Hazel picks Kiana up over her head and dumps her back in the ring. 

Hazel quickly slides back in the ring and again picks Kiana up over her head and dumps her hard into the pool of baby oil. 

"No more...please...no more!" Kiana cries out as Hazel begins punching her again in the head and face. 

"It's 'no more' when I say it's 'no more'." Hazel says, slapping Kiana hard. 

Hazel stands Kiana up and begins punching her in the chest and stomach like her MMA instructor taught her.  

Kiana tumbles out of the baby oil pool and back into the ring, Kiana then tries to curl into a ball and begins crying. 

"Aw! Are you crying again, Kiana?" Hazel asks, laughing at her. 

Kiana attempts to fight back, tackling Hazel down to the mat and bouncing her head off the canvas, but, Hazel is quickly able to power Kiana off of her, and now Hazel is on top, choking Kiana. 

Hazel picks her back up and again slams Kiana into the pool of baby oil, Hazel climbs in as well, and again dunks Kiana's head into the baby oil. 

Hazel now begins punching Kiana in the stomach and crotch, making her scream out in pain. 

Kiana crumbles in the pool of baby oil, holding her crotch and crying. 

Hazel drops to her knees and begins to choke Kiana, bouncing her head off the bottom of the inflatable pool, as Kiana screams and gasps for air. 

Hazel gets off and Kiana lays there clutching her throat and coughing. 

"Had enough, Kiana?" Hazel asks, laughing at her. 

Kiana answers with a right hnd to Hazel's stomach, which has zero effect on the former KOA Champion. 

Hazel answers back with a stiff knee to Kiana's stomach, dropping her to the mat. 

Hazel picks her up for a body slam into the pool of baby oil. 

"Time to finish you off!" Hazel says, picking Kiana up and putting her in a bear hug. 

Hazel begins swinging her from side to side until Kiana eventually passes out, the referee checks her arm and it drops three times, the bell rings, and Hazel is declared the winner. 

Hazel drops Kiana back in the pool of baby oil. 

Hazel celebrates her victory by running around the ring, and posing over Kiana's body. 

Scarlett Johansson vs. Anna Nalick (Celebrity MMA Tournament)

The first round of the Celebrity MMA Tournament continues with Scarlett Johansson taking on Anna Nalick. 

 

Scarlett enters first, wearing a red sports bra and matching shorts, she gets inspected cageside, she gets her mouth piece and she quickly enters the octagon, she runs around for a second and stands in her corner. 

Anna Nalick enters next, wearing a powder blue sports bra and matching shorts, just like Scarlett, she gets inspected cageside, and receives her mouth piece and quickly enters the octagon, she as well runs around for a minute, and her and Scarlett shake hands. And now Anna stands in her corner. 

The referee gives final instructions, and the bell sounds starting round 1. 

Both women begin circling, Scarlett quickly tries for a head kick, but, Anna is able to block it. Anna then shoots in for a takedown, and quickly it's stuffed by Scarlett. Both women stand up with their fists raised. 

They touch gloves and begin circling again, this time Anna scores with a stiff right to Scarlett's face, making her back up a couple of steps. Now Scarlett tries for a leg sweep, but, Anna checks it  and charges at Scarlett and backs her up against the cage. Anna now begins to work Scarlett's midsection, busting up her ribs in the process. 

Anna ends the flurry with another stiff right to Scarlett's jaw, dropping her to the mat. 

Anna backs up to let Scarlett get beack to her feet, but, Scarlett is slow to get back up. 

Once Scarlett is back to her feet, Anna continues to pound on her, starting with a stiff kick to Scarlett's ribs, further damaging them, and making Scarlett clutch at her side, just then, the horn sounds, ending round 1. 

Both women make it back to their corner. 

In Scarlett's corner: 

"Scarlett, you're getting destroyed out there, when the next round begins, try for a takedown, you need to generate more offense, if you don't, this will be a short night." Her corner man says. 

In Anna's corner: 

"Great job so far, Anna. Keep it up and we can hit the showers early tonight. Go out there and exert your dominance by trying for a takedown, and it it doesn't work, back her against the cage and work those ribs some more." Her corner man says. 

Anna high fives her corner staff, and now both women are on their feet for round 2. 

The bell sounds and both women again begin circling, Anna, as predicted charges for a take down and is successful, taking Scarlett down to the mat, and now Anna begins pounding on her, vicious elbows, breaking Scarlett's nose in the process. 

Quickly the referee steps in and seperates the two women and has the doctor come in and check on Scarlett. 

Her corner staff wipes away the blood and the doctor checks the break, he deems that Scarlett can continue. 

The doctor leaves the cage, and the referee restarts the match. 

Anna again tries for a takedown and quickly takes Scarlett back down to the mat. 

Surprisingly, Anna is able to lock in a vicious triangle choke, Scarlett has no choice but to tap out, the referee quickly steps in and ends the fight. 

Anna Nalick is declared the winner. 

Anna runs around the cage celebrating for a few minutes, while the medical staff checks on Scarlett. 

SoCal Val vs. Brooke Fairchild (Bikini Contest Tournament)

The Bikini Contest Tournament continues with Brooke Fairchild taking on SoCal Val. The winner faces Kimberly Jane in the 2nd round. 

Remember if neither girl reaches 60% of the vote, it’s settled in a street fight. 

Brooke Fairchild enters first, and she's wearing an American flag colored robe, she enters the ring and removes her sunglasses. 

Val enters next, wearing a gold colored robe, and she as well enters the ring and removes her sunglasses. 

Ring announcer Karen Rogers enters the ring to introduce the participants. 

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2nd play in match in the Bikini Contest Tournament. Introducing first…” Karen says, turning toward Brooke. 

“…from Charlotte, North Carolina, she is a former Women’s World Champion…Brooke Fairchild!” 

Karen now turns toward Val. “Her opponent, from Beverly Hills, California. She is one half of the WEC World Tag Team Champions…SoCal Val!.” 

Now Karen goes back to the center of the ring. 

“Now, ladies, one at a time, remove your robes, and if neither of you reaches 60% of the vote, a street fight will decide the winner, and the only way to win is by pinfalls or Knockout…Brooke, please remove your robe.” 

Brooke removes her robe, showing off her American flag bikini, she poses for the crowd for a few moments, and gets a fair amount of applause. 

Next Val removes her robe, showing off her gold bikini, Val also poses for the crowd for a few minutes, and she gets a good amount of applause as well. 

Both women put their robes back on and go back to their corners. 

Karen Rogers now comes walking back to the ring. 

“Ok, ladies and gentlemen, it’s…time to vote.” 

A few minutes later the vote is in: 

Brooke Fairchild: 52% 

SoCal Val: 48% 

“Ok, ladies and gentlemen, neither woman reached the required 60%, now a street fight will determine the winner. A winner is declared by either pin or knockout. Ladies, return to your corners and get your fists taped up, you have 5 minutes.” Karen says, leaving the ring. 

Both women spend the five minutes getting their fists taped up. 

The 5 minutes is up and both women are ready for the street fight. 

The referee gives final instructions. 

Before the match could begin, Brooke grabs the microphone from Karen Rogers. 

“Val! I embarrassed you, then you embarrassed me, but let me tell you something, I’m going to embarrass you like the red headed bitch you are!”  

Val looks pissed after Brooke says this. 

Brooke gets back in the ring, the bell rings and the street fight is underway. 

Brooke charges at Val and just decks her with a straight right, knocking her down. 

Brooke then picks Val up and dumps her over the top rope. Brooke follows her outside, picks up a steel chair, and just begins wearing Val out with the chair.  

Val tries to crawl away, but Brooke grabs a handful of Val's long red hair and pulls her back.  

Brooke picks Val up on her shoulders, and violently drives Val through the announce table, Val is knocked out, and the referee calls for the bell. 

Brooke Fairchild is the winner and will face Kimberly Jane in the next round. 

Afterwards, Hardcore Harley comes down to check on Val.