A Fourth (Kayfabe) Interview With Brandi Passante

“April O’Neal here with the WEC World Champion, Brandi Passante. Brandi, thank you once again for joining me!”

 

“As always, it’s a pleasure!” Brandi responds.

 

“Brandi, you’re not scheduled for our next show, but I understand you plan on being in attendance, care to explain why?”

 

“I don’t need to explain myself to you, April. Just know, I have my reasons for being here for the ‘Super Show’, reasons that will become clear during the show!” 

 

“Okay, fair enough! Do you care to give your thoughts on your night tonight, you only lost once, & that was for the Wet T-Shirt Contest championship. Your confidence must be through the roof right now!”

 

“Why shouldn’t my confidence be through the roof? Tell me, April, why shouldn’t it? I’m the most dominant champion this company has ever seen! And, I’ll beat any woman they put in front of me!”

 

“Brandi, please calm down! I meant no disrespect…but I think that’s all the time we have right now.”

 

“Thanks, April!” Brandi says, getting up & leaving.

Brandi Passante vs. Jackie Gayda WEC World Championship Match

It’s finally main event time as Brandi Passante defends the WEC World Champion against Jackie Gayda.

 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Jackie Gayda.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger in tonight’s main event, Jackie Gayda. Jackie, what are your thoughts on Brandi Passante?”

 

“My thoughts? Brandi isn’t as tough as she thinks she is. I’ll show her what tough really is!” Jackie says, walking away.

 

Jackie Gayda makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a white with rhinestones bra & matching panties.

 

Jackie enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Quinn McKay is now standing by with the WEC World Champion, Brandi Passante.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the woman who currently hold both the WEC Bar Room Brawl championship & the WEC World Championship, Brandi Passante. Brandi, Jackie doesn’t seem intimidated, your thoughts?”

 

“Let me ask you something, Quinn. Am I supposed to fear Jackie Gayda? I mean, she was on Tough Enough, she’s a former WWE Superstar, she competed on TNA Wrestling. She has more botches than any woman I know. So, what has she done that I’m supposed to fear? How many titles has she won? That’s right, Quinn…none! Jackie Gayda, tonight, I’ll fuck you up!” Brandi says, walking away.

 

Brandi Passante makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a powder blue & white bra & panty set.

 

Brandi enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is our…MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! And it is for the WEC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from: Strongsville, Ohio…please welcome: JACKIE GAYDA!”

 

Jackie smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: from: Harris County, Texas…she is the reigning WEC Bar Room Brawl champin, & she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC WORLD CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…BRANDI PASSANTE!”

 

Brandi also smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

Both wome meet in the the middle of the ring as the referee gives final instructions.

 

Both women shake hands & retreat to their corners.

 

The bell rings & both women lock up in the middle of the ring.

 

Brandi quickly drops to her knees & delivers a low blow punch to Jackie Gayda.

 

Jackie crumbles to the mat.

 

Brandi pulls Jackie by the hair back to her feet.

 

Brandi now starts punching Jackie over & over again in the face.

 

Jackie is practically out on her feet.

 

Brandi now put Jackie up on her shoulder, & gives her not one, but two running powerslams.

 

Brandi hooks the leg & the referee counts to three.

 

Your winner & STILL WEC World Champion…Brandi Passante.

 

Brandi stands over Jackie & poses for several minutes. 

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Jill Kelly

“April O’Neal her with the NEW 50+ Division champion, Jill Kelly. Jill thank you for joining me!”

 

“Cut the shit, April! I know everyone, you included think I’m a joke, now I’m a champion, so, kiss my fucking ass, bitch!”

 

“I meant no disrespect, Jill Please relax!” April says. 

 

“Relax? Fuck you! Let me tell you, April! I’ll take on any challengers for my newly won championship, that includes you, April!” 

 

“Jill, are you sure you want to mke more enemies? Everyone already thinks you’re a joke, & rightfully so. Jill, you ARE a joke! And, I notice you have several matches at the next super show, including two matches in which you’re scheduled to defend your championship! I’m predicting you’ll lose them all…bitch!” April says, getting in Jill’s face.

 

Jill now slaps April across the face, and jumps across the table to get at her.

 

April begins punching Jill over & over again in the face & head.

 

As this is going on, Quinn McKay & Cathy Kelley enter the room & along with April O’Neal, all three women begin destroying Jill Kelly.

 

All three women now throw Jill out of the conference room, and stand there high fiving each other as security restrains Jill Kelly.

 

At the next Super Show, that’s 20 big matches along with, Jill Kelly is scheduled to face, Lexxxi Luxe, Alana Cameron, Chelsea Ambriz, Sylvia Saint, Mistress Sasha, Katie Fehlinger, Katherine Salom, & she’s scheduled to defend her title against Tammi Ann & in the main event against Jeanna Fine.

 

It’s worth noting, Jill Kelly is the underdog is all of those matches.

Wendy Sue vs. Jill Kelly WEC 50+ Division Championship Match

The time has come for a rare 50+ Division Championship, as Wendy Sue defends agaanist Jill Kelly.

 

Both women are in their respective locker room getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is backstage with the challenger, Jill Kelly.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger in tonight’s 50+ Division Championship match, Jill Kelly! Jill, I can’t help but notice that the rest of the locker room doesn’t have a very high opinion you, you thoughts?”

 

“You’re right, Quinn, the locker room doesn’t ttthink much of me! That’s why I’ll say this, if I can’t beat Wendy Sue, I’ll retire from the WEC, does that work for everyone?” Jill says, walking away.

 

Jill Kelly makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a red lacy push up bra, matching panties, red garter belt & red thigh high stockings.

 

Jill enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Quinn McKay is now backstage with the champion, Wendy Sue.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the 50+ Division Champion, Wendy Sue! Wendy, how do you feel about facing Jill Kelly?”

 

“Honestly? I don’t feel she deserves it, I just think she spends too much time on her knees. I used to spend a lot of time on my knees as well, but then I decided to earn respect, & now I’m a champion in the WEC. And, tonight, I’ll retire the joke that is Jill Kelly!” Wendy Sue says, walking away.

 

Wendy Sue makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a black satin & lace bra & panty set.

 

Wendy Sue enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest,scheduled for one fall is for the 50+ Division championship!

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Pomona, California…please welcome…JILL KELLY!”

 

Jill smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: from: Pleasant Hill, Iowa…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…50+ DIVISION CHAMPION…WENDY SUE!”

 

Wendy Sue also smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

As she’s waving, Jill Kelly attacks Wendy Sue from behind, driving her head first into the turnbuckles.

 

Jill now pulls Wendy Sue by the hair to her feet and begins punching Wendy Sue over & over again in the breasts, knocking the wind out of Wendy Sue.

 

Now rips Wendy Sue’s bra off.

 

“Do you still think I’m a joke, huh, bitch?” Jill asks.

 

Wendy Sue now punches Jill in the face, knocking her to the mat.

 

Wendy Sue now gets on top of Jill and now it’s Wendy Sue’s turn to assault Jill’s breasts. Jill struggles to catch her breath.

 

Wendy Sue also now rips Jill’s bra off, both women are now bare chested.

 

Jill now punches Wendy Sue in the face, again dropping Wendy to the mat.

 

Jill now pulls Wendy Sue back to her feet by the hair, cups Wendy Sue’s face in her hands & gives her The Kiss Of Death made famous by the Empress Sayuri followed by the uppercut low blow, Wendy Sue falls to the may, unconscious.

 

Jill easily covers Wendy Sue for the victory.

 

Your winner, & NEW 50+ Division champion…Jill Kelly!

 

Jill Kelly stands over Wendy Sue’s prone body, holding her championship high for several minutes.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Jessica Mellott

“April O’Neal here, & I’m with the WEC Belly Punching Contest champion, Jessica Mellott! Jessica thank you for joing me.”

 

“Thank you for having me, April!” Jessica responds.

 

“Jessica, I’m interested to hear your thoughts on the woman you just defeated, Asstyn Martyn.” April asks.

 

“Asstyn hits very hard, but, it’s going to take more than that to take this title off of my shoulder!” Jessica says, holding her championship.

 

“Okay, with that being said, who would you like your next title defense to be against?”

 

“April, I’d love to defend against either Sarah Rosario, or Brandi Passante. Both hit incredibly hard, & I think they’d make great challengers.”

 

“Okay, that’s really well said, Jessica!

 

“Jessica, would you give someone like Queen Arianna a title match?” 

 

“Sure, why wouldn’t I? I’d love to see the so-called ‘Queen’ try to make me kiss her feet. This woman does not kiss anyone’s feet!”

 

“Interesting. Thank you, Jessica! That’s all the time we have, thank you for your time!”

 

“Thank you, April!”

 

Jessica grabs her title & leaves the conference room.

Asstyn Martyn vs. Jessica Mellott WEC Belly Punching Contest Championship Match

It’s time for another title match as Jessica Mellott defends the WEC Belly Punching Contest Championship against Asstyn Martyn.

 

A small crowd has gathered in the backstage area for the showdown.

 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger: Asstyn Martyn.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger for tonight’s Belly Punching Contest championship match, Asstyn Martyn! Asstyn, please tell me your thoughts on the champion, Jessica Mellott?”

 

“Jessica is a good champion, but, come on, Quinn, I’ll be an even better champion! I’m going to bust Jessica’s pretty little ribs up, and she’ll regre the day she accepted my challenge!” Asstyn says, walking away.

 

Asstyn Martyn makes her way to the backstage area, she’s wearing a black satin & lace bra & panty set.

 

Asstyn enters the room and stands against the wall near the couch.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the champion, Jessica Mellott.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC Belly Punching Contest champion, Jessica Mellott. Jessica, your thoughts on the comments of Asstyn Martyn?”

 

“Asstyn can say whatever she wants, it’ll be me who will be victorious after this contest!” Jessica says, walking away.

 

Jessica Mellott makes her way to the backstage area, she’s wearing a white cotton belly dancers outfit.

 

Jessica enters the room & stands against the wall on the opposite side of the room.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the backstage area to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest is a Belly Punching Contest scheduled for the best 3 out of 5 rounds & it is for the WEC Belly Punching Contest Championship.

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from: Defiance, Ohio…please welcome…ASSTYN MARTIN!”

 

Asstyn smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: from: Los Angeles, California…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC BELLY PUNCHING CONTEST CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…JESSICA MELLOTT!”

 

Jessica also smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

With Jessica being the champion, she chooses to stand against the wall first.

 

Asstyn stands there, & balls up her fist, & punches Jessica hard in the stomach 5 times.

 

Jessica stands there, clutching her stomach, but, she doesn’t give up.

 

Both women switch positions. & now it’s Asstyn against the wall.

 

Jessica balls up her fist, & punches Asstyn in the stomach 5 times.

 

Asstyn slumps against the wall, struggling to catch her breath.

 

“I…give…up!” Asstyn coughs out.

 

Jessica Mellott wins round 1 & leads the match 1-0.

 

After a brief intermission between rounds, both women remain in their positions.

 

Jessica balls up her fist & she punches Asstyn in the stomach 5 times hard.

 

Asstyn again gasps for air, but she doesn’t give up.

 

Both women switch positions.

 

It’s Jessica’s turn to stand against the wall.

 

Asstyn balls up her fist & punches Jessica in the stomach, 5 times very hard..

 

Jessica clutches her lower stomach, butttt, she doesn’t give up.

 

Both women now switch positions & Asstyn once again stands against the wall.

 

Jessica again balls her fist & punches Asstyn in the stomach 5 times, hard.

 

Asstyn now slumps to a seated position against the wall.

 

“I give up!” Asstyn cries out.

 

Jessica Mellott wins round 2 & leads the match 2-0.

 

After a brief intermission both women switch positions & now it’s Jessica again against the wall.

 

Asstyn now balls her fist & punches Jessica in the stomach very hard, amazingly, Jessica doesn’t give up.

 

Both women now switch positions, & now it’s Asstyn standing against the wall, yet again.

 

Jessica once again balls up her fist & quickly punches Asstyn in the stomach 5 times very hard.

 

Asstyn drops to her knees, crying.

 

“I GIVE UP!!!!” Asstyn cries out.

 

Jessica Mellott wins round 3 & wins the match 3-0

 

Your winner & STILL WEC Belly Punching Contest champion…Jessica Mellott.

 

Jessica poses & slaps 5 with the fans gathered backstage.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Sarah Rosario

“April O’Neal here with the NEW WEC Wet T-Shirt Contest champion…Sarah Rosario. Sarah, welcome!”

 

“Thank you for having me, April!” Sarah says with a smile.

 

“Sarah, not many people thought your match would be decided by the vote, how surprised were you by that?”

 

“I wasn’t surprised at all, Brandi will tell you herself, I have a better body than her. I just wish I could’ve proven that I’m also the superior athlete, I’m fairly certain I’m stronger than Brandi.”

 

“Those are strong words. What makes you so sure you’re stronger?”

 

“Just a feeling I have. I tried to challenge Brandi for either the Bar Room Brawl championship or the WEC World Championship, but she walked out of the bar before I could even speak to her!” 

 

“Is there anyone else on the roster you feel deserves a title match against you?” April asks.

 

“There are plenty! I’d like to face them all, of course, I’ll successfully defend against anyone. Even you, April!” Sarah says, a determined look on her face.

 

“Okay, & with that being said, I think that’s all the time we have for this interview. Sarah, that you for your time!”

 

“Whatever…” Sarah says, grabbing her title & leaving the room.