A (Kayfabe) Interview Lauren Phillips

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’. I’m your host: Megan Heidlberg filling in for an injured April O’Neil. My guest at this time, she is the reigning WEC World champion, I speak of course of Lauren Phillips! Lauren, welcome back!”

“Always a pleasure, Megan!”

“Lauren, another impressive victory a few moments ago against Chelsie Rae. What are your thoughts?”

“Chelsie Rae was tough, a lot tougher than I expected. But the result was the same: ‘Your winner…&…STILL…’! That’s how it always will be, Megan!”

“Your next match is against former champion Katherine Salom, originally it was supposed to be her defending against you. Your thoughts heading into this huge match?”

“Megan, did you see how Hannah destroyed her? Katherine Salom is a joke, a wannabe influencer who can’t influence shit. I’ll destroy her worse than Hannah did.”

“One final question, Lauren. If you survive, that main event is you against WEC Rumble winner Jill Kelly. Care to give your thoughts?”

“It’ll end the same way, with my hand raised in victory & Cathy Kelley saying: ‘…your winner…&…STILL champion…’! We done here?”

“Yes, we’re done! Thank you for joining me, Lauren!”

“My pleasure, Megan!” Lauren says, walking away.

“Let’s go back to ringside!”

Lauren Phillips (c) vs. Chelsie Rae WEC World Championship Match

It’s now time for our next title match as Lauren Phillips defends the WEC World championship against Queen Of Jobbers champion Chelsie Rae.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Chelsie Rae.

“Quinn McKay her with WEC Queen Of Jobbers champion & the current challenger for the WEC World championship, Chelsie Rae. Chelsie, your thoughts on facing Lauren Phillips?”

“Lauren is a legend in our industry, but, I feel I can defeat her tonight & cement my own legacy in the WEC!” Chelsie says, walking away.

Chelsie Rae makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a white satin camisole & matching satin thong panties. Chelsie enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is now with the champion, Lauren Phillips.

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC World Champion, Lauren Phillips. Lauren, when this match was originally announced, you were scheduled to challenge Chelsie for her title. Do you prepare differently when you’re the champion as opposed to the challenger?”

“Quinn, it doesn’t matter if I’m the champion, the challenger or just a regular competitor. I’ll beat Chelsie’s ass regardless! That’s all I have to say, Quinn!” Lauren says, walking away.

Lauren Phillips makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a light pink bra & panty set with a garter belt & matching thigh high nylons.

Lauren enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the WEC World Championship!

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Riverside, California! She is the reigning WEC Queen Of Jobbers champion…please welcome…CHELSIE RAE!”

Chelsie smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent, she is from Atlantic City, New Jersey. She is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC WORLD CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…LAUREN PHILLIPS!”

Lauren also smiles & waves to the crowd.

Both women meet in the center of the ring & shake hands.

They now lock up in the center of the ring, & Chelsie quickly gains the advantage.

Lauren shoves Chelsie into the ropes & knocks her down with a stiff shoulder block.

Lauren now goes on the offensive & begins to pummel Chelsie, but somehow Chelsie is able to absorb the punishment & begin fighting back.

Lauren regains the advantage with a thumb to the eye. And Lauren now drags Chelsie to the nearest corner, & slams her face first into the turnbuckle.

Once again, Chelsie begins to fight back. It’s a real back & forth fight.

Lauren finally puts Chelsie away with the Kiss Of Death followed by the uppercut low blow. Lauren quickly covers Chelsie for the pin fall victory.

Your winner & STILL WEC World champion…Lauren Phillips/

Lauren poses in the ring for several minutes with her championship belt.

Lauren now heads backstage to be interviewed.

Hannah Perez Attacks Leeann Tweeden

After Hannah’s interview, she heads to the backstage to rest before her next match.

She enters the room, & there sits her next opponent, Leeann Tweeden.

Hannah, reluctantly sits down.

“Hannah, I just want to say, good luck later tonight, you’re going to need it.” Leeann says, standing up & extending her hand to shake Hannah’s.

Hannah stands, and spits in Leeann’s face, & then Hannah punches Leeann in the stomach.

Hannah proceeds to lock Leeann in the same triangle choke she locked Katherine Salom in earlier.

Leeann screams out, & as referees & agents try to pull Hannah off of Leeann, it’s no use, Hannah is way too strong. Eventually, Leeann passes out from the triangle choke.

Backstage staff begin working on Leeann as Hannah walks away.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Hannah Perez

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’. I’m Megan Heidlberg, filling in for an injured April O’Neil. My guest right now is WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez. Hannah, congratulations on your title defense a few moments ago, how do you feel?”

“I feel good, Megan. I said all along that Katherine didn’t deserve a shot at my title, but the Powers That Be felt otherwise. I’ll be watching from backstage when Lauren hnads Katherine her ass later this evening.”

“You face Leeann Tweeden later this evening, care to give your thoughts on her?”

“Leeann Tweeden is another joke, thinks she’s someone special because she worked out on national television. I’ll kick her ass just like I did to Katherine.”

“Hannah, one final question before we wrap things up. If you’re successful against Leeann Tweeden, you’ll face Carmen Tocheniuk after that, what do you think the odds are of you walking out of here with your title?”

“My odds of walking out still champion are very good, Megan! Never underestimate me!” 

“Hannah, that’s all the time we have! Thank you for joining me!”

“My pleasure, Megan!” Hannah says, getting up to leave.

“That does it for another eidtion of ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m Megan Heidlberg, until next time.”

Hannah Perez (c) vs. Katherine Salom Street Fight Championship Match

Our next title match is Hannah Perez defending the WEC Street Fight championship against Katherine Salom. This was originally supposed to be a World title match with Katherine defending against Hannah, but Katherine was stripped of the title & it was awarded to Lauren Phillips, who will defend against Katherine later this evening.

Anyhow, both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is with the challenger, Katherine Salom.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger, Katherine Salom. Katherine, your thoughts on facing Hannah Perez!”

“It’s going to be a tough fight Quinn! But, I’m preparen to fight my way back to the top, no matter what it takes!” Katherine says, walking away.

Katherine Salom makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a silver satin one-piece bathing suit.

Katherine enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is now with the Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez.

“Quinn McKay here with the Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez. Hannah, your thoughts on facing Katherine Salom?”

“Quinn, Katherine was a fine champion, but, now it’s time for others to shine. And, that is exactky what I plan on doing this evening.” Hannah says, walking away.

Hannah Perez makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a lacy red bra & panty set.

Hannah enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen~ The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the WEC Street Fight championship.

“Introducing first, the challenger: from Houston, Texas…please welcome…KATHERINE SALOM!”

Katherine smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent: from New York City, New York…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC STREET FIGHT CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…HANNAH PEREZ!”

Hannah also smiles & waves to the crowd.

The match begins with both women locking up in the center of the ring.

Hannah quickly shoves Katherine to the mat.

Katherine slides to the outside of the ring, & Hannah quickly follows.

Hannah attacks Katherine from behind with a steel chair, and proceeds to pummel Katherine with repeated chair shots to the back.

Katherine cries out in pain. Hannah now rolls Katherine back into the ring.

Hannah gets on top of Katherine & just begins an all-out assault on Katherine’s breasts, rights & lefts to her soft, fleshy mounds.

Katherine has a hard time catching her breath.

Finally< Hannah stops, and pulls Katherine to her feet, Hannsh sends her into the ropes & she instantly catches Katherine in a triangle choke.

Katherine taps out immediately. But, Hannah doesn’t release the hold, eventually Katherine passes out.

Your winner, by submission, & STILL WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez.

Hannah gets up & poses over Katherine for several minutes before heading backstage to be interviewed.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Lauren Phillips

“Hi, welcome back to: ‘…Chats With April’! I’m Megan Heidlberg filling in for April O’Neil. My guest is WEC World Champion Lauren Phillips. Lauren, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April’!”

“It’s my pleasure, Megan!” Lauren says with a smile.

“Lauren, you successfully defended the title against Lexxxi Luxe, you next face Chelsie Rae. Do you have any thoughts on her?”

“Chelsie Rae is a champion in her own right here, but, she’s not as good as me. I’ll destroy her, plain & simple.”

“Lauren, you’re also scheduled for 4 more title matches on this evening, including the main event against Jill Kelly. “

“Let me stop you there, Megan. I’ll destroy all who oppose me, be it tonight or any other night. This is my title, until I say otherwise.” Lauren states, holding the championship belt high.

“Lauren, that’s all the time we have! Again, thank you for joining me.”

“It’s always a pleasure, Megan.”

“That does it for ‘…Chats With April’! Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match.”

Lauren Phillips (c) vs. Lexxxi Luxe WEC World Championship Match

It’s now time for the first of five world title matches on this card. In this one, World champion Lauren Phillips defends against former champion Lexxxi Luxe.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger: Lexxxi Luxe.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger for the WEC World championship: Lexxxi Luxe. Lexxxi, how do you feel heading into one of the biggest matches of your career?”

“I feel good, Quinn. Lauren doesn’t stand a chance against me!” Lexxxi says, walking away.

Lexxxi Luxe makes her way to the ring, wearing a green & black bra & panty set.

Lexxxi enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the WEC World Champion: Lauren Phillips.

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC World champion, Lauren Phillips. Lauren, your thoughts as you face Lexxxi Luxe.

“Quinn, I feel confident. I feel I’m the greatest champion of all time, and if I have to destroy Lexxxi to prove it, so be it.” Lauren says, walking away.

Lauren Phillips makes her way to the ring she’s wearing a white bra & matching thong panties.

Lauren enters the ring & satnds in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the WEC World Championship!

“Introducing first, the challenger…please welcome…LEXXXI LUXE!”

Lexxxi smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent from Atlantic City, New Jersey…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC WORLD CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…LAUREN PHILLIPS!”

Lauren also smiles & waves to the crowd.

Both women now lock up in the center of the ring. Lexxxi is clearly the stronger of the two, but Lauren quickly kicks Lexxxi square in the pussy.

Lexxxi screams out & drops to her knees.

Lauren clotheslines Lexxxi until she is on her back. 

Lauren now gets on top of Lexxxi & starts raining down hard right hands.

It doesn’t take long for Lexxxi to be knocked out, the referee quickly calls for the bell the second she notices Lexxxi isn’t defending herself.

Your winner & STILL WEC World Champion…Lauren Phillips…

Lauren stands over Lexxxi for several minutes before heading backstage.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Jessica Mellott

“Hi, & welcome to a special edition of ‘…Chats With April’! I’m Megan Heidlberg filling in for an injured April O’Neil.

“My guest right now is the Belly Punching Contest champion, Jessica Mellott. Jessica, welcome!”

“Thank you, Megan!” 

“Jessica, first, congratulations on your title defense a few minutes against Destiny Dumon. What are your thoughts on Destiny Dumon?” 

“Well, Megan. If I’m being totally honest, all Destiny wants to talk about in the locker room is that she’s a former 5 time World Champion. Honestly? I don’t see it, Megan. Destiny isn’t that talented in the ring. That’s just my opinion.”

“Thanks for being honest, Jessica! Do you feel you deserve a shot at the World championship?”

“Yes, Megan, I do! But, I also know it’ll happen eventually, & when it does, I WILL be WEC World champion. Trust me on that, Megan!”

“Very good, Jessica! That’s all the time we have right now! Thank you for joining me, Jessica!”

“It’s me pleasure, Megan!”

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April’. I’m Megan Heidlberg. Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match.”`

Jessica Mellott (c) vs. Destiny Dumon Belly Punching Contest Championship Match

It’s now time for another championship match as Jessica Mellott defends the Belly Punching Contest championship against Destiny Dumon.

A small crowd has once again gathered in the backstage area for this match.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is with the challenger, Destiny Dumon.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger, Destiny Dumon! Destiny, how do you feel heading into this huge title match?”

“I feel good, Quinn. Honestly, my last defeat at the hands of Hannah Perez is still on my mind, & I can’t wait to get even with that bitch! And, Cali Danger, if you stick your nose in my business again, I’ll beat you down like I should have long, long ago!”  Destiny says, walking away.

Destiny Dumon enters the backstage area wearing a purple sports bra & black spandex shorts.

Destiny enters the room & stands against the far wall.

Quinn McKay is now with the champion, Jessica Mellott.

“Quinn McKay here with the champion, Jessica Mellott. Jessica, Destiny doesn’t seem intimidated by you, care to comment?”

“I don’t want Destiny to be intimidated by me, I want here to bring her ass to the ring & get her ass kicked! That’s all I have to say, Quinn!” Jessica Mellott says, walking away.

Jessica Mellott enters the backstahe area, wearing a gold colored bra & matching panties.

Jessica enters the room & stands against the near wall.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for the bedt 3 out of 5 rounds is a belly punching contest & it is for the WEC Belly Punching Contest championship! 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Charlotte, North Carolina…please welcome…DESTINY DUMON!”

Destiny smiles & waves to the smalle crowd assembled.

“Her opponent, from Los Angeles, California: she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC BELLY PUNCHING CONTEST CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…JESSICA MELLOTT!”

Jessica also smiles & waves to the crowd.

The match starts with Jessica against the wall.

Destiny balls up her fist & punches Jessica in the stomach 5 times. Jessica, surprinsingly doesn’t give up.

Both women switch positions, & now it’s Destiny against the wall.

Jessica now balls up her fist & punches Destiny in the stomach 5 times. Destiny slumps against the wall.

“I give up!” Destiny softly says.

Jessica Mellott wins round 1 & leads the match 1-0.

After a brief intermission, both women remain in their positions, with Destiny against the wall. 

Jessica balls up her fist & punches Destiny in the stomach 5 times. Again, Destiny doesn’t give up.

Both women switch positions, & now it’s Jessica against the wall.

Destiny now punches Jessica in the stomach 5 times. Jessica drops to her knees and gasps for air.

“I give up!” Jessica says, in a barely audible voice.

Destiny Dumon wins round 2 & the match is tied at 1-1.

After a brief intermission, both women return to their positions.

Destiny again balls up her fist & punches Jessica in the stomach 5 times.

Jessica doesn’t give up though.

Both women switvh positions, & now Destiny now stands against the wall.

Jessica balls up her fist & punches Destiny in the stomach 5 times.

Destiny slumps down the wall.

“I give up!” She moans.

Jessica Mellott wins round 3 & leads the match 2-1.

Again, after a brief intermission, both women resume their positions, & Destiny remains against the wall.

Jessica again balls up her fist, & punches Destiny in the stomach 5 times.

Destiny again slumps down the wall, but doesn’t give up.

Both women switch positions, & Jessica is against the wall.

Destiny balls her fist, & punches Jessica is the stomach 5 times.

Jessica miracously doesn’t give up.

Both women again switch positions, & Destiny is again against the wall.

Jessica balls her fist & punches Destiny in the stomach 5 times.

Destiny drops to one knee holding her stomach.

“I give up!” Destiny says.

Jessica Mellott wins round 4 & wins the match 3-1.

Your winner & STILL WEC Belly Punching Contest Champion…Jessica Mellott.

Jessica & Destiny shake hands & Jessica holds her championship up for the crowd to see…

Jessica now heads off to be interviewed by April O’Neil.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Mistress Sasha

“Hello, & welcome back to ‘…Chats With April’! I’m your host, April O’Neil & my guest at this time is the NEW Rising Angels champion Mistress Sasha. Sasha welcome to ‘…Chats With April’!”

“You are just a filthy American whore like that pathetic Brooke Fairchild. You’re lucky I’m even speaking with you, you filthy, filthy whore!”

“Be that as it may. I must congratulate on your victory!”

“The French will always triumph over America! But, unlike last time, Brooke will get no rematch. This belt is mine, no matter what she says.”

“Why did you feel it nesessary to cover Brooke with the French flag?”

“That little pig deserved worse, far worse. She gets in the ring with me again, I’ll make her my sex slave!”

April can’t help but chuckle.

“Do you find that funny, salope?” Sasha asks, slapping April.

“Was that slap funny?” Sasha asks, grabbing April by the hair and bring her to her feet.

“I don’t hear you laughing now, salope!” Sasha says, kicking April in the cunt.

April crumbles to the floor, crying.

“Please…please…no more…please!” April begs.

Sasha lowers her panties & forces April’s face into her warm, wet pussy.

April screams, but has no choice but to lick Sasha.

After a minute, Sasha releases April’s head. Sasha then proceeds to piss on April.

Finally, referees & agents enter the room to pull Sasha off of April.

April lays there, holding her cunt & crying.

Eventually, April gets to her feet and gets examined by the medical staff.

Mistress Sasha vs. Brooke Fairchild (c) Rising Angels Championship Match

It’s now time for our 3rd title match as Brooke Fairchild defends the Rising Angels Championship against Mistress Sasha.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger: Mistress Sasha.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger: Mistress Sasha. Sasha, this is yet another opportunity for you to capture this title, how do you feel?”

“Silly American, I will destory this salope known as Brooke Fairchild. I will be the new champion! Oui?” Sasha says, walking away.

Mistress Sasha makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a black satin & lace teddy. She enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Quinn McKay is now with the Rising Angels Champion, Brooke Fairchild.

“Quinn McKay here with the Rising Angels champion, Brooke Fairchild! Brooke, what are your thoughts as you prepare to face Mistress Sasha?”

“I’m excited, Quinn! This is going to be huge! This is the 3rd time I’ve faced Sasha, & we each have one win. I’m the greatest Rising Angels champion of all time, & tonight I’ll prove why!” Brooke says, walking away.

Brooke Fairchild makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing an American flag colored bikini. And she has her title around her waist. Brooke enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the Rising Angels championship. 

“Introducing first, the challenger, from France…please welcome…MISTRESS SASHA.

Sasha doesn’t acknowledge the crowd.

“Her opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…RISING ANGELS CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…BROOKE FAIRCHILD!”

Brooke smiles & waves to the crowd, but makes the mistake of turning her back on Sasha, who attacks Brooke from behind.

Brookes face hits the front of her title belt, & is knocked out instantly.

Sasha drags Brooke’s limp, lifeless body to the center of the ring amd just puts her big toe on Brooke’s forehead & and the referee counts to three.

Your winner, & NEW Rising Angels Champion, Mistress Sasha.

Sasha now chases the referee from the ring and begins to rag doll Brooke around the ring, even going so far as to strip Brooke naked.

Sasha rag dolls Brooke for a good 25-30 minutes.

Finally, Sasha feels she’s humiliated Brooke enough, Sasha asks a fan at ringside, who just happens to be holding a French flag, if she can have his flag. Sasha takes the flag into the ring and drapes it over Brooke’s unconscious, naked body.

Sasha now puts the title over her shoulder & poses over Brooke for several minutes before finally leaving the ring.

It takes several minutes more before the ring side doctor enters the ring to check on Brooke.

By this time, Sasha is already backstage preparing to be interviewed by April O’Neil.