An Interview With Monica The Magnificent

I sit in one of the conference rooms in the arena, waiting for the Bikini Boxing Champion, Monica The Magnificent. 

After another 45 minutes, Monica joins me in the conference room, and sits down across from me, and of course she’s carrying her newly won championship belt. 

“Monica, thank you for joining me, and may I say, congratulations on your impressive victory tonight.” 

“Thank you, and, thank you, the pleasure is all mine. I have to ask though, Mr. Steve, did I see you holding hands with Ivanna?” 

“Wow! We didn’t think anyone saw that, but, yes, we were holding hands. Ok...enough about me. I need to ask. How satisfying was it to beat Patricia as soundly as you did tonight?” 

“It was a very satisfying victory, mainly because I won this new shiny gold belt! Thank you for making it just for me, Mr. Steve.” She says, standing and blowing a kiss my way. 

I look at her and chuckle. 

“What’s so funny?” She asks. 

“Nothing. Shall we continue?” I ask. 

She nods her head yes. 

“Monica, it was brought to my attention that you already have a challenger to your Bikini Boxing championship. Are you prepared to accept the challenge of Destiny Dumon?” 

“Wow! A challenger? That quick? It doesn’t matter if it’s Destiny Dumon, or anybody else in that locker room, no one is taking this title from me. Yes! I accept. By the way, is it true that Patricia challenged Ivanna to a bikini contest? You’re really going to let your pretty little girlfriend fight?” Monica asks, laughing slightly 

“Ivanna isn’t my girlfriend, we were just holding hands. And for the record, she’s the Bikini Contest Champion, she can fight whoever she wants.” 

“Just face it, Mr. Steve, your girlfreinds bra size is bigger than her IQ, if you hadn’t made me sign that stupid contract promising to stay away from Ivanna, I’d kick her ass right now.” 

“Fair enough. Can we get back to the interview? I promise I won’t take up much more of your time.” 

“Suit yourself, Mr. Steve” 

“Is there anyone on the roster you’d like to face? This is your chance to lay down a challenge, could be another champion, could be just a contender. Who would it be, and why?” 

“Seriously? You’re seriously asking me that question? I’ll give you the answer in one word...Ivanna, the reason? Because I saw you two holding hands during my fight tonight.” Monica yells, standing up and pacing around the room. 

“Monica, sit down, I have just two more questions for you, then you can go.” 

“Ok, fine.” 

“Why are you so upset that I was holding hands with Ivanna tonight?” 

“Ivanna, simply put, is a bitch, much like Patricia, she stole my boyfriend, and I know Ivanna is just getting close to you so she can get special treatment and get out of defending her title.” 

“That’s not the case at all, after your fight, Ivanna made sure the contract was drawn up for her next title defense against Patricia. I do intend to ask Ivanna if she’d like to be my assistant though.” 

“I KNEW IT! The special treatment is already starting, first she’s your assistant, then she goes several months without defending her title. This is bullshit, Mr. Steve.” 

“Calm down, Monica. I was planning on asking Ivanna all along, even before tonight happened. But, one more question, are you ready?” 

Monica nods her head ‘Yes’ 

“I’ve been asked about this by several fans, would you be open to defending your title against either KOA Champion Cali Danger or Celebrity MMA Champion Demi Lovato?” 

“Yes, I mean, I would make quick work of anyone I get in the ring with, just like I’ll make quick work of Destiny Dumon. Can I leave now?” 

“Yes, thank you for your time, Monica.” 

Monica gets up and leaves the room.

Monica The Magnificent vs. Patricia Rounds 7-12

We pick up right after the bell rang ending round 6. Starting with commentary. 

“Chuck, this has been a glorious one sided beating today.” I say. 

“Chuck, imagine what I’ll do to Patricia when she gets in the ring with me next weekend.” Ivanna says, high fiving me. 

In Monica’s corner: 

“You’re doing a great job so far, Monica. We’re halfway through this fight and you’ve won all 6 rounds so far. Keep punishing her, don’t give her even a second to breathe. And, when you feel like it, knock her out.” 

In Patricia’s corner: 

“Patricia? Can you continue? There is no shame in giving up. Listen, here is what you can do, cover up, and let her punch herself out, then she’s yours. You basically need a knockout to win this fight anyway, so, swing for the fences.” 

Both women are on their feet for round 7. 

The bell sounds, and both women come out circling. 

Instantly, Monica backs Patricia against the ropes and again begins punishing Patricia’s breasts and stomach, breaking more of her ribs, making Patricia spit out her mouth piece just to be able to breathe, just as that happens, Monica connects with a hard body shot, dropping Patricia to one knee. 

The referee tells Patricia to stand up, and a few seconds later, she is back on her feet. 

Patricia tells the referee she’s able to continue, and the match resumes. 

Monica continues her assault on Patricia’s breasts until finally the bells sounds ending round 7. 

Patricia once again needs help to her corner. 

“That last body shot really rocked Patricia, Chuck. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has broken ribs, Chuck.” I say. 

“Did you see how she spit her mouth piece out? She for sure has internal injuries from this fight.” Ivanna comments. 

In Patricia’s corner:  

“I think your ribs may be broken. Are you able to breathe with the mouth piece in?”  

Patricia nods her head ‘Yes’ 

“Ok, next hard punch, go down and stay down, I’ll make sure the doctor sees you right away after that.” 

“I’m not giving up!” Patricia says. 

In Monica’s corner. 

“I think you broke her ribs with that last body shot. You’re wearing her down, it’s been an honor to watch you destroy her like this.” Her corner man says. 

Both women are on their feet for round 8. 

The bell sounds, and both women again begin circling. 

“You’re making things too easy, Patricia. Put up a fight, at least make it fun for me.” Monica says, taunting Patricia. 

Patricia again swings and misses wildly, Monica swings back and again connects with Patricia’s breasts, causing her to back up a couple of steps. 

Monica again moves in and begins pounding on Patricia’s abs, again dropping her to one knee. 

Patricia is quickly back to her feet, but, Monica is relentless, pounding away on Patricia midsection, again causing Patricia to spit out her mouth piece. 

The referee momentarily stops the fight so her mouth piece can be put back in. 

As soon as it’s back in, Monica continues her assault on Patricia’s breasts, causing the already huge bruise to grow even larger. 

Just then the bell rings, ending round 8. 

Patricia again needs help getting to her corner, once she sits down they begin icing her chest. 

“Ivanna, have you ever seen Monica so determined in your life?” Chuck asks. 

“No, Chuck, in all honesty, I haven’t. Monica is on another level today, and it’s scary how dangerous she is right now.” Ivanna says. 

“Chuck, this is not the same Monica I watched fight down in Spain, as Ivanna says, she’s more dangerous, and it’s actually scary.” I say. 

In Patricia’s corner:  

“You need to guard your chest better, you’re going to need to ice your chest for at least a week after this fight, just guard your chest better, ok?” 

In Monica’s corner: 

“You’re doing everything according to plan, Monica, you’re taking her apart bit by bit just like we talked about. Just keep going out there and executing the plan.” 

Both women are on their feet for round 9. 

The bell sounds, and Monica comes charging at Patricia, and throws a hard righ hook into Patricia’s stomach, battering her already broken ribs. 

Patricia immediately drops to one knee, as she coughs and gasps for air. 

“What’s the matter, Patricia, can’t breathe? Poor baby! Are you gonna cry? Come on, Patricia, cry for me. Cry like the baby you are!” Monica says, laughing at Patricia. 

Patricia is quickly back to her feet, she again swings widly and misses badly. Monica responds with a hard punch again to Patricia’s breasts. Again dropping Patricia to one knee. 

“Patricia, I’m ready to stop the fight! Can you continue?” The referee asks. 

“Yeah, Patricia, can you continue? How does it feel to get your ass kicked? Never steal another womans boyfriend, bitch!” Monica yells, as she charges in and again lands a hard punch to Patricia’s midsection. Patricia again drops to one knee, and now she begins crying. 

“There’s the water works! Aw! Does your tummy hurt, Patricia?” Monica says, as the bell rings, ending round 9. 

Monica practically dances back to her corner, as Patricia once again needs help getting back to her corner. 

“Wow, Chuck, you can literally hear Monica trash talking Patricia here at ringside.” I say. 

“Monica has the right to trash talk, the ass whooping she’s handing to Patricia.” Ivanna says. 

In Patricia’s corner: 

“Patricia, just say the word and I’ll throw the towel in. We can clearly see you’re in pain.” 

“No, I’ll never give up!” 

In Monica’s corner: 

“Are you having fun trash talking her?” 

Monica nods her head yes. 

“Good, you’re in the driver’s seat, like I said, knock her out when you want to, she’s on the brink.” 

Both women are on their feet for round 10, 

The bell sounds, and Monica again charges at Patricia, punching her over and over again in the breasts, again making her spit her mouth piece out, and dropping her to one knee. 

“What’s the matter, Patricia? Out of breath already? You’re pathetic!” Monica says, as the referee helps Patricia locate her mouth piece. 

Patricia gets back to her feet only to quickly go down again from a hard right to her midsection. 

The referee has no choice but to begin counting. 

Patricia is up at 9, and she tells the referee she can continue. 

Monica again charges in and again begins hammering on Patricia’s breasts, further damaging her chest. 

“Even your tits are pathetic, Patricia, I mean, my God! By the time I’m done with you you’ll be one big bruise.” 

Clearly upset, Patricia again swings wildly, and misses, Monica answers back with a stiff punch to Patricia’s midsection. Patricia again drops to one knee. 

“FINISH ME OFF ALREADY!” Patricia yells to Monica. 

Just as soon as Patricia gets up, the bell sounds, ending round 10. 

“Wow, Patricia is begging to be finished, what are your thoughts, Steve?” Chuck asks. 

“I think it would be the merciful thing to do, Monica can literally knock her out when she wants.” I say. 

“Ivanna? Your thoughts.” 

“Monica is actually beginning to frustrate me as well. I want to yell ‘Finish her already’, but I can’t.” Ivanna says. 

In Monica’s corner: 

“Ok, Monica, it’s round 11, it’s time for you to start thinking about knocking her out. I know you want to wait for round 12, but, do try to think about ending it now.” 

In Patricia’s corner: 

“What were you thinking? Asking her to finish you already, you’ve been hanging tough despite the worst ass kicking I’ve ever seen. Just two more rounds. Hang in there, Patricia.” 

Both women are on there feet for round 11. 

The bell sounds, and both women begin circling each other.  

Patricia attepmts a punch, but misses badly. 

Monica answers with a hard righ hook to Patricia’s midsection, again dropping her to one knee. 

“Just give up already, Patricia. What are you trying to prove? Just give up!” Monica yells. 

“I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!” Patricia screams, swinging wildly again, and missing badly. 

Monica answers with a hard punch to Patricia’s breasts, causing her to stumble backwards a few steps, and again she drops to one knee. 

“You’re completely pathetic. GET YOUR ASS UP!” Monica yells at her. 

No sooner is Patricia back to her feet, she’s knockes off her feet again by a hard righ hook to her stomach. 

Just then the bell rings ending round 11. 

“Chuck, I’ll tell you what, I’m thankful this is the last round because I’m not sure how much more Patricia can take!” Ivanna says. 

“I agree with Ivanna, this has been a massacre from start to finish.” I say. 

In Monica’s corner: 

“Great job, just knock her out as fast as you can and you’ll be a champion.” 

In Patricia’s corner. 

“Listen, she’s going to try to knock you out quick, just go down and stay down. You hear me, Patricia?” 

She nods her head yes. 

Both women are on their feet for round 12. 

Monica charges and nails Patricia with a vicious right hook, amazingly enough, Patricia is still on her feet. 

She won’t be for long, as Monica loads up and hits her with a vicious uppercut, knocking Patricia out cold. 

The referee counts to 10. 

The winner, by knockout and the new Bikini Boxing Champion...Monica The Magnificent. 

Monica runs around the ring celebrating. 

The doctor quickly enters the ring to check on Patricia. 

I enter the ring to present the championship belt to Monica. 

Before leaving the ring, Monica agrees to meet me before she leaves the arena for an interview.