SoCal Val & Amber VanBuren vs. Cali Danger & Madison Sex-Kitten (WEC Tag Team Title Match)

The stage is set for an epic tag team title match as the champions The RichBitchez SoCal Val & Amber VanBuren take on Cali Danger & KOA World Champion Madison Sex-Kitten. 

Alicia Vitarelli is still out with injury, so, Anna Simon fills in for her as backstage interviewer. She’s standing by with the challengers. 

“Cali & Madison, this is only your second time to team together, what do you think your odds are against a team who has been tagging together a lot longer?” 

“Listen, Anna, is it? Don’t worry about how long Cali & I have been tagging together. If I wanted to, I could beat those two myself, hell, Cali could beat those two herself, easily. Tonight will be a walk in the park. Out of our way!” Madison says, making sure to bump Anna as they walk by. 

“Ok, now, please welcome the reigning WEC Tag Team champions, SoCal Val & Amber VanBuren.” Anna says, as Val and Amber appraoch her. 

“We have nothing to say, Anna, we’ll do our talking in the ring!” Val says, quickly walking past Anna. 

 

Cali & Madison enter first, Cali is wearing a leopard print bra and matching panties, and Madison is wearing a red satin bra and matching panties. Madison holds her KOA World Championship belt high, and both women are accompanied by Destiny, Elle & Faith Dumon as well as Salma Fuentes. 

Val & Amber enter next, holding their Tag Team titles high, and wearing matching white satin bras and matching school girl skirts. 

All 4 women exchange words and have to be separated by the referee. 

Ring announcer Karen Rogers enters the ring to make the formal introductions. 

“Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest is for the WEC Tag Team championship. 

“Introducing first: both hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina, please welcome the team of Cali Danger and the KOA World Champion Madison Sex-Kitten!” 

Both women barely acknowledge the crowd. 

“And their opponents, from Beverly Hills, California and Santa Monica, California respectively, they are the reigning WEC Tag Team Champions...The RichBitchez...SoCal Val & Amber VanBuren!” 

Both women smile and wave to the crowd. 

Cali and Madison don’t even wait for the bell, they just attack, shoving Val out of the ring and double teaming Amber. 

This assault goes on for several more minutes, until the referee gets Cali out of the ring and now it’s Madison in the ring with Amber. 

Madison shoves Amber into the corner and quickly tags Cali in, and now Cali begins punching Amber over and over again in the face and stomach. 

Amber slumps down to a seated position in the corner, Cali now begins stomping on Amber, placing her foot on Amber’s throat and choking her. 

The referee begins counting, but, Cali breaks before the counto of 5. 

Quickly she tags Madison back in, just as Amber starts crawling toward her corner and SoCal Val, who has just now found her way back onto the apron. 

“Oh, no you don’t, you’ll make a tag when we let you make a tag, got it, bitch?” Madison says, slapping Amber. 

Madison picks Amber up and gives her a vicious body slam in the middle of the ring. 

Madison once again tags Cali in, and Cali grabs two handfuls of Amber’s hair and throws her clear across the ring. 

“Go ahead, Amber, make a tag, this match is over anyway.” Cali says, throwing Amber toward Val, who reluctantly tags herself in. 

As soon as Val enters the ring, she’s kicked hard in the crotch by Cali and given a Cali Bomb, Cali then tags Madison in, who applies the split-leg stretch to Val, who is already unconscious. 

The referee calls for the bell, your winners and new WEC Tag Team Champions...Cali Danger & Madison Sex-Kitten. 

They drag Amber back in the ring, and they both take several minutes posing over Val & Amber’s lifeless bodies.

An Interview With Alicia Vitarelli

Earlier today, Alicia Vitarelli was released from the local hospital, following a vicious assault by Ana Morgade and Alicia’s former best friend, Cecily Tynan. 

Upon her release, she requested to be interviewed by me, so, of course, her request was granted. 

“Alicia, first, how are you feeling?” 

“Considering my ribs are broken, and it still hurts to laugh, I’m doing ok.” 

“That’s my next question, what were the extent of your injuries?” 

“Well, it took 15 stitches to close the wound on my forehead, I had 4 broken ribs, plus other internal injuries. The doctor figures I’m at least a month or so away from returning to in-ring competition.” She says, a tear rolling down her cheek. 

“I know this must be hard, but I want you to know, as soon as you’re cleared, you have a rematch against Ana Morgade, you’ll have your chance for revenge against Cecily, and you & Anna Simon will tag up against Ana & Cecily.” 

“Ok, but, honestly, that’s the last thing on my mind right now. Ana & Cecily proved their point, I think once I’m cleared, I may just stick to being the backstage interviewer.” 

“Alicia, remember you asked to be an in-ring competitor because of a backstage attack by Destiny Dumon, and you remember what happened when you got in the ring with her? That’s right, you beat her! I believe in you, Alicia, don’t give up, at least not just yet.” I say, squeezing her hand. 

“You may be right, let me give it some thought.” 

“Well, Alicia, that’s all the questions I have, is there anything else you’d like your fans to know?” 

“I’ll be back as backstage interviewer sooner than you think!” She says, getting up to leave. 

She opens the door to the conference room, and is quickly punched hard in the stomach by Ana Morgade, instantly, Alicia begins bleeding from the mouth again. 

Ana pulls Alicia into the hallway, where Cecily is standing with a steel chair and hits Alicia hard right in the head, denting the chair and reopening the cut that took 15 stitches to close. 

Alicia falls to the floor, unconscious. Both women strip Alicia naked, and prepare to continue their assault, when Anna Simon comes running up and chases both women away. 

I call for security and an ambulance. 

Alicia regains consciousness just as they’re loading her into the ambulance. 

“Steve? I want both of those bitches, count me in, as soon as I’m cleared!” Alicia says. 

Anna Simon and I ride to the hospital with Alicia.

An Interview With Demi Lovato

A few minutes after her title defense against Anna Kendrick, Celebrity MMA champion Demi Lovato sat down with an exclusive interview with me. 

 

“First, Ms. Lovato, thank you for taking the time to do this interview.” 

“Thank you for having me, Steve.” 

“Demi, I want to talk about your victory this evening, you sure made quick work of Anna Kendrick.” 

“It was a lot of fun, I’ll gladly take on anyone you put in front of me.” 

“That’s good to know, I do have someone in mind for your next title defense.” 

“Who might she be, Steve?” 

“I was thinking about either Megan Boone, or possibly a rematch with Alison Brie, or possibly bringing in someone new.” 

“Who would this new girl be?” Demi asks. 

“I’m right now thinking, possibly about Alexandra Daddario, but, right now, nothing is definite.” 

“I like all three possibilities, but, I must say, I’ll make quick work of all three, I’m a fighting champion, and I intend to stay that way.” 

“Ok. Let’s talk about your upcoming champion vs. Champion bout coming up with KOA World Champion Madison Sex-Kitten. What are your thoughts on that match-up?” 

“Well, Steve. I’ve heard things like: I’m ‘just a singer, pretending to be an MMA fighter’, I’ve heard that from both Madison & her best friend Cali Danger. I’m just as dedicated to the sport of mixed martial arts as those two, and it’s a shame the match isn’t title for title, because I’d walk out the new KOA World Champion.” Demi says, with a smug smile on her face. 

“Well said. I’ve given you a list of contenders I’d love to see you face, is there any one on the roster, or perhaps someone who isn’t on the roster you’d love to face?” 

This brings a chuckle from Demi. “Well, I’d welcome the challenge of any woman who thinks she can take this title off of me. Be it, my good friend, Selena Gomez, or any of the women you mentioned, even, Alexandra Daddario. I’ll beat them all. Hell, it doesn’t even have to be a celebrity. Give me anyone, and I guarantee I’ll beat them.” Demi says, getting up to leave. 

“Demi, hold on...” 

“Steve, just give me my next opponent after Madison, I’ll agree to fight anyone, just give me an opponent. Until then, this interview is over...” She says, grabbing her title and leaving. 

I sit there with a stunned look on my face.

Demi Lovato vs. Anna Kendrick (Celebrity MMA Title Match)

It’s another big night here at the KOA Arena, as Celebrity MMA Champion Demi Lovato puts her title on the line against Anna Kendrick. 

Alicia Vitarelli is still out with injuries she sustained against Ana Morgade, Anna Simon is filling in as backstage interviewer. She’s standing by with the challenger. 

“Anna, how are you feeling heading into this big title match?” Anna Simon asks. 

“I feel confident, Demi is a tough fighter, but, I feel I’m just as tough. I have a feeling that after tonight, I’ll be a champion as well.” Anna Kendrick says. 

“That’s all for now, let’s throw it to our announce team of Chuck, Steve & Ivanna, take it away, guys.” Anna Simon says. 

“Thank you, Anna. Steve, you put this match together, what are your thoughts?” Chuck asks. 

“Chuck, actually I remember the Celebrity MMA tournament, Anna Kendrick didn’t even make it past the 2nd round, losing to eventual runner-up Selena Gomez. Anna is going to have to really step up her game if she wants to be any sort of threat to Demi Lovato. I predict Demi will make quick work of Anna Kendrick.” I say. 

“Ivanna, you look like you have something to add to this, go ahead, please.” 

“Chuck, I would make quick work of either of these two in a bikini contest. Steve, sweetie, let me have one of these two, please.”  

I look at her and blush slightly. “Ivanna, you have an up coming title defense against Ariel Winter, and believe me, it’s not as easy as it seems. I can’t make any promises, but I’ll think about it.” I say, trying to hide my anger. 

“Ok,” Chuck says, “let’s throw it back to Anna Simon who standing by with the champion...Anna...” 

“Thank you, Chuck! Demi, Anna Kendrick sounds really confident, what are your thoughts?” 

“Ms. Simon, Anna Kendrick fails to realize that I train in MMA everyday, this isn’t a hobby for me, this is my life. The winner of this match faces Madison Sex-Kitten in a champion vs. champion bout, and regardless of what Ms. Kendrick says, it’ll be me facing Madison, not her.” Demi says, pushing the microphone away and walking toward the octagon. 

“Chuck, back to you.” 

“Steve, Demi Lovato was the first celebrity you signed for this division. She sounds supremely confident, what are your thoughts?” 

“Demi was the first celebrity I signed, you’re right, as she mentioned in her interview, she trains in MMA constantly. And, as her hit song suggests: ‘What’s wrong with being confident?’ Demi will prove tonight why she is the champion.” 

“Ok, thanks, Steve. It’s time for our main event. Let’s watch the participants make their entrance.” Chuck says. 

Anna Kendrick enters first, wearing a grey sports bra and matching shorts, and she has her red hair in a ponytail. She’s accompanied by her corner crew. 

She gets inspected cageside, receives her mouth piece and enters the octagon. 

Demi Lovato enters next, she is also accompanied by her corner crew. She’s wearing a black sports bra and matching shorts, and her hair is also in a ponytail. 

She gets inspected cageside, receives her mouth piece and enters the octagon, her and Anna shake hands as they pass by each other. 

Both women stand in their respective corners as ring announcer Karen Rogers enters the octagon. 

“Ladies & gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening. 5 rounds for the Celebrity MMA Championship. 

“Introducing first, the challenger: from Portland, Maine, please welcome...ANNA KENDRICK!” 

Anna bows and waves to the crowd. 

“And her opponent: from Los Angeles, California, she is the reigning Celebrity MMA Champion, please welcome...DEMI LOVATO!”  

Demi as well bows and waves to the crowd. 

The referee gives final instructions, the bell rings and both women come out circling. 

Demi immediately shoots in for a takedown, and is successful, taking Anna straight down to the mat. 

They wrestle around for a minute when Demi finally gets dominant position and begins landing hard elbow shots, opening a small cut under Anna’s right eye. 

Eventually, Demi gets up and allows Anna to get back to her feet, only to be sent crashing back down with a leg sweep. 

Demi allows Anna to get back to her feet, but now Demi charges and pushes Anna back against the cage, and now begins stomping on Anna’s feet as they lock up against the cage. 

Just as Demi sends Anna crashing to the mat again with a vicious hip toss, the horn sounds, ending round 1. 

Both women go to their respective corners. 

In Anna Kendricks’s corner: 

“You look lost out there, Anna, get your head in the game. You have to make Demi work for her takedowns, right now you’re making things too easy for her. Get your head out of your ass and get in the game!” 

In Demi Lovato’s corner: 

“Great job so far. You keep this up and she won’t stand a chance against you.” Her corner man says, high fiving Demi. 

Both women are on their feet for round 2. 

The bell sounds, and both women come out circling again. 

Demi connects with a hard kick to Anna’s left side, causing her to gasp and clutch at her side. 

Demi quickly follows up by going for a takedown, taking Anna straight down to the mat. 

After wrestling around for a few moments, Demi is able to lock in an arm bar, Anna screams out and instantly begins tapping. 

The winner and still Celebrity MMA Champion...Demi Lovato 

The doctor quickly comes in to check on Anna, as Demi runs around the octagon, celebrating.