An Interview With Teen Summer

Moments after her shocking betrayal of her now former Tag Team partner, I sat down with reigning Undisputed KOA World Champion Teen Summer for an exclusive interview.

“First of all, Summer, thank you for taking the time to do this interview.”

“The pleasure is all yours, Steve!”

“Ok, well, I’m just going to get right into it. What has sparked this attitude change? Not long ago, you were just happy to be here, now you’re acting like you could care less. What is going on, Summer?”

“I have an attitude problem now? Why? Because I got tired of hearing Destiny talk about she’s the best MMA fighter ever, I shut her mouth pretty quickly. Next, I got tired of hearing the disgusting pig, Chelsea talk about how she carries our team. Bitch, please, last time I checked, I left you laying in a pool of your own blood. But, yeah, I have an attitude problem, right, Steve?” Summer says, motioning that I can kiss her ass.

“Ok, well, I had no idea about any of that stuff. It seems you’ve put in for a lot of title matches, Summer. You’re scheduled to face the winner of Monica vs. Chelsea for the FightGirl Championship, and you want to take on Brooke Fairchild for not just one, but both of her championships. And keep in mind, you still are recognized as one half of the Tag Team Champions.”

“Listen, fat ass Chelsea can defend the titles by herself for all I care. I hope Chelsea defeats Monica for the FightGirl Championship, I want to make her lick my pussy one more time.”

“I just want to say, congratulations on your impressive victory and becoming the KOA Champion.”

“It was only a matter of time, Steve. Now, let me ask you a question. Are you looking for a new girlfriend yet? You must be getting pretty tired of boring ass Alicia. Admit it, Steve, you want a hot, young, blonde who can rock your world!” She says, sitting on my lap and removing my glasses. Just then, she leans in and kisses me.

“Thank about, Steve…think about it!” She says, quickly leaving the room.

I wipe the lipstick off my mouth just as Alicia comes walking in.