An Interview With Bare Knuckles Fighting Champion Patricia

Moments after her impressive victory over her hated rival Monica The Magnificent, I sat down with the new Bare Knuckles Fighting Champion Patricia.

“Patricia, thank you for taking the time for this interview.”

“You kind of left me no choice, but who cares! Thanks for having me, I should say!” Patricia says, with a pissed off look on her face.

“Ok! How satisfying was it to beat Monica the way you did?”

“It was extremely satisfying. Monica thinks she’s so tough, it’s true that she beat me the first time we met, but I’ve beaten her the last two. I honestly think I have her number, Steve.”

“Ok, with that being said, is there anyone in the WEC you’d like to face?”

“Two people come to mind, I’d love to face your little girlfriend, Alicia, and possibly the one everyone is trying to humiliate, Paige Nicole Mayo...can you make those two matches happen, Steve?” Patricia asks

“Yes, Patricia, I can make those two matches happen.”

“Patricia, would it surprise you to know that Monica is already asking for a rematch against you?”

“It doesn’t surprise me, Monica’s never been able to handle defeat all that well. If the roles were reversed, Monica wouldn’t grant me a rematch. Tell Monica I said…I’ll think about it!”

“Fair enough, but you’ve already had three matches against Monica, isn’t time to put this feud to rest?”

“I’m ready to put this feud to rest, I think you need to ask cry baby Monica to put the feud to rest. As a matter of fact, let me talk directly to Monica… Monica, it’s time to let it go, I’ve beaten you two of the three times we’ve faced. Get used to it, I’m tougher than you!”

“Big words, Patricia. There is another woman who wants a crack at you, but in a different form of fighting. I’m talking about Ivanna, she had challenged you to a Bikini Contest back when she was Champion, and now she’s finally in line for the rematch she deserves, and she’s once again challenging you.”

“Ivanna? I’d kick her ass in no matter what kind of fight we have.”

“Ok, well, that’s all the questions I have. Is there anything else you’d like to add?”
“Make the matches I requested happen, I want Paige Nicole Mayo first then I want your little girlfriend,Alicia. And yeah, tell Ivanna if she wins her Bikini Contest Championship Back, I accept her challenge.” Patricia says, getting up and walking away.