“Hi, hello and welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! I’m your host, April O’Neill. Please welcome my guest at this time. The reigning WEC Cunt Busting Contest champion: Alice Merchesi! Alice, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’!”
“Thank you for having me, April!”
“Alice, congratulations on your victory earlier over Jennifer Coffey. Your next title defense is later this evening against Tori. What are your thoughts?”
“April, I’m honestly a bit nervous about facing Tori. But I still feel I can defeat her,” Alice says.
“Alice, can you give me you thoughts on Jennifer Coffey?”
“Jennifer Coffey gave me a scare when she attacked me before the match began. But, I’m STILL the champion, and always will be!”
“Well said, Alice! That’ll do it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! Let’s send you back to ringside for our next title match. Alice, thank you for joining me,” April says, standing up and kissing Alice on the cheek.