A (Kayfabe) Interview With Cali Danger

“Hello! Welcome back to chats with April! I’m your host, April O’Neil! And now, please welcome my guest, she is the NEW WEC Wear My Panties champion, Cali ‘GI’ Danger. Cali, thank you for joining me this evening!”

“Always a pleasure, April! Thank you for having me!”

“Cali, many people believe that Madison being in your corner was the key to you defeating Sabrina Ionescu this evening. Care to comment?” April asks.

“April, Sabrina Ionescu is a joke, she has no business is a real woman’s sport. As it is, Madi is right now working on making little Miss Sabrina our bitch!”

“Cali, this wa the 1st of 3 title matches this evening, your next match is for the Belly Punching Contest championship, against the winner of Jes Marie & Hunter McGrady. Will you make it two for two?”

“I really have my mind on my World Championship later tonight against Lauren Phillips. Either way, I’ll walk out of this shithole arena a triple champion! Now, if you’ll excuse me, April!” Cali says, standing up & walking away.

“Thank you, Cali! Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match! This has been: Chats With April!”

Sabrina Ionescu (c) vs. Cali Danger Wear My Panties Championship Match

This is our second title match, this one for the Wear My Panties championship as Sabrina Ionescu defends against Cali Danger.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is backstage with the challenger: Cali ‘GI’ Danger.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger, Cali Danger! Cali, your thoughts on Sabrina Ionescu?”

“Quinn, Sabrina is a good champion, but, her title reign ends tonight. Kiss your title goodbye, Sabrina!” Cali says, walking away.

Cali ‘GI’ Danger makes her way to the ring, accompanied by Madison Sex-Kitten, she’s wearing an orange satin bra & matching satin boy short panties.

Cali enters the ring & stands in her corner.

April O’Neil is backstage with the champion, Sabrina Ionescu.

“April O’Neil here with the champion, Sabrina Ionescu. Sabrina, this is the biggest challenge to your championship reign, your thoughts?”

“This is going to be awesome, Cali is a legend, & deserves my respect. But, I’m going to put these custom panties on her. It’s the New York Liberty on the front & Oregon Ducks on the back. Cali, you WILL wear these panties tonight.” Sabrina says, walking away.

Sabrina Ionescu makes her way to the rong, she’s wearing a New York Liberty sports bra & Oregon Duck bikini cut panties.

Sabrina Ionescu enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! This is our second championship match of the evening! This one is for the WEC Wear My Panties Championship.

“Introducing first, the challenger, from: Charlotte, North Carolina…PLEASE WELCOME…CALI ‘GI’ DANGER!”

Cali smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent, she is from Walmut Creek, California…And she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC WEAR MY PANTIES CHAMPION…THIS IS…SABRINA IONESCU!” 

Sabrina also smiles & waves to the crowd.

Sabrina & Cali meet in the middle of the ring, & Sabrina spits in Cali’s face, Cali in turn drops to her knees & punches Sabrina right in the cunt.

Sabrina backs up against the ropes & Madison gives Sabrina an uppercut low blow, Sabrina stumbles forward & right into a Cali Bomb, Sabrina is completely knocked out.

Cali now takes her time removing Sabrina’s panties. Madison bands Cali a pair of leopard print bikini cut panties, and puts them on Sabrina, while taking Sabrina’s custom makes panties and stuffing them in Sabrina’s mouth.

The bell quickly rings & Cali ‘GI’ Danger is declared the winner & NEW Wear My Panties champion.

Both Cali & Madison pose over Sabrina’s unconscious body for several minutes.

Cali & Madison high five before Cali heads backstage to be interviewed by April O’Neal.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Jill Kelly

“Good evening! April O’Neil here with the winner of our 1st championship match, Jill Kelly! Jill, thank you for joining me.” April says.

“The pleasure is all yours, April!” Jill replies.

“Jill, you easily defeated Tammi Ann, what are your thoughts on your opponent?”

“I think Tammi Ann is an absolute joke, she shouldn’t be permitted to be in title matches, she is pathetic!”

“You have another title match later this evening against Jeanna Fine. What are you thoughts on Jeanna Fine?”

“April, Jeanna Fine is another joke, & I’ll easily defeat her just like I did to Tammi Ann! We done here?” Jill asks.

“I guess we are, thank you for your time, Jill!”

“Whatever!” Jill says, getting up & leaving the interview area.

“Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match!” April says.

Jill Kelly (c) vs. Tammi Ann 50+ Division Championship

The stage is set for 8 title matches, & the 1st of which is coming up now as 50+ Division champion Jill Kelly make the 1st of her 2 title defenses this evening against Tammi Ann.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger: Tammi Ann.

“Quinn McKay here with Tammi Ann! Tammi, do you like your odds tonight against Jill Kelly?”

“Jill Kelly has always been a bitch to me! Always making comment about my: ‘itty bitty tittles!’ And how my pussy is pink! I like the natural look, and unlike you, Jill, I don’t open my legs for just anyone! And, I can also say, I didn’t sleep my way to a WEC contract & championship! Good luck, Jill! You’ll need it!” Tammi says, walking away.

Tammi Ann makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a powder blue satin bra & panty set. Tammi Ann enters the ring & stands in her corner.

April O’Neil is backstage with the champion, Jill Kelly!

“April O’Neil here with the 50+ Division champion, Jill Kelly! Jill, some very harsh words for you by Tammi Ann, your thoughts?”

“Tammi Ann is an absolute joke, & tonight, she’ll get her ass kicked because she ran her mouth. Be prepared, bitch!” Jill says, walking away.

Jill Kelly makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a purple satin bra & panty set, & she’s carrying her championship belt.

Jill Kelly enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest is scheduled for one fall & it is for the WEC 50+ Division Championship! 

“Introducing first, the challenger, from: San Bernardino, California. Please welcome…TAMMI ANN!”

Tammi Ann smiles & waves to the crowd.  

“And, her opponent, from Pomona, California, she is the…REJGNJNG…DEFENDING…WEC 50+ DIVISION CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…JILL KELLY!”

Jill Kelly also smiles & waves to the crowd.

The bell rings & both women meet in the middle of the ring & lock up.

Jill instantly raises her knee up & rams it into Tammi’s stomach.

Tammi Ann doubles over, coughing & gasping for air.

Jill takes Tammi Ann by the hair & throws her across the ring.

Jill stands Tammi Ann up and shoves her into a corner & raises her foot & chokes Tammi Ann with her foot.

Jill now begins punching Tammi Ann over & over in the stomach, grinding her fist into Tammi Ann’s stomach until a bruise appears.

Jill scoops Tammi Ann off of her feet and body slams her hard in the middle of the ring.

Jill uses both of her hands, her right hand puts a claw hold on Tammi Ann’s stomach, & her left hand applies a claw hold onto Tammi Ann’s pussy.

Tammi Ann screams bloody murder & taps out instantly, but Jill refuses to release the holds, and finally does when Tammi Ann passes out in the center of the ring.

Your winner, & STILL 50+ Division champion, Jill Kelly.

Jill Kelly parades around the ring, holding her championship belt.

Jill Kelly now heads backstage to be interviewed by April O’Neil