I’s the night before the biggest boxing match in WEC history. A boxing match for the newly created WEC boxing world title, and it’ll be a match between Monica The Magnificent and Patricia.
The media rook is packed with reporters from around the globe for this monumental match. I along with my broadcast partners Chuck and WEC competitor Ivanna are seated along the panel, waiting to be joined by Monica and Patricia.
Patricia enters first, wearing a white tank top and denim skirt.
Ring announce Karen Rogers is up on the stage: “Ladies & gentlemen, please welcome, Patricia!” She says, as she strips to her bra and panties and steps on the scale.
“114.75 for Patricia. Let’s hear it for Patricia, ladies & gentlemen.” Karen says.
Patricia begins putting her clothes back on.
A few seconds later, Monica The Magnificent comes out, wearing a white t-shirt blue denim jeans.
“Ladies & gentlemen, please welcome, Monica The Magnificent.” Karen says as Monica begins getting undressed.
She steps on the scale: “113 for Monica The Magnificent. Let’s hear it for Monica, ladies & gentlemen.” Karen says, and Monica begins putting her clothes back on.
Both women briefly come face to face, and Monica shoves Patricia, but, they are both quickly separated. Both women quickly take their seats on the panel.
I stand up to address the crowd.
“Good evening! Tonight, we’re here for a historic contract signing, a press conference, and for the announcement that tomorrow nights bout will now be for the vacant WEC Boxing Championship. First, the contract signing. Patricia, you’re up first.”
Reluctantly, Patricia makes her way to the podium, and signs her name on the dotted line, and now stands off to the side.
“Very good, Monica, you’re up.” I say.
Monica, with authority, makes her way to the podium, almost knocking Patricia over in the process. She locks eyes with Patricia and manages to sign the contract without taking her eyes off of Patricia.
I take the podium one more time.
“Ok, ladies, please come up for the pre match stare down.”
Both Monica & Patricia come up, Patricia keeping her distance from Monica.
“I want one more stipulation, the winner gains ownership of the loser.” Monica says.
“You want to own me, bitch? Own this...” Patricia says, spitting on Monica.
The two women begin brawling, Monica lands a pretty good right hand just under Patricia’s left eye, knocking her down to the floor. Quickly, security rushes in and both women are seperated.
“You want that stipulation? I’ll grant it. The match will be for the WEC Boxing championship and the winner owns the loser.” I say, as both women are escorted back to their seats on the panel.
“Ok, now we’ll open it up for questions. We’ll start with you in the front row.” I say, pointing to a female reporter.
“Thank you. Patricia, this question is for you. During Monica’s last match, it seemed you only say ringside to distract, please tell us that’s not the case.”
Patricia leans into her microphone. “Yes, I wanted to distract that bitch. Every time her boyfriend leaves her, she always blames me, and I was sick of it, so, I wanted to give her something she could really blame me for.”
This causes Monica to stand up and yell something to Patricia in Spanish.
Once order is once again restored the press conference continues.
“Ok, we’ll take a question from the lady in the back row.” I say.
“Thank you, Steve. Monica, this is for you, why is there such animosity between you and the other Spanish girls on the roster? I mean, first Ivanna and now Patricia, just please shed some light on this for us.” The reporter says, taking her seat.
“The other bitches, as I call them have all done me wrong, in the case of Patricia and Ivanna they both stole men from me. And I want to prove that I can kick their ass anytime, and any place I feel like it. And Patricia, I feel so sorry for you, because after I get done rearranging your face, no man will ever want you again, bitch!”
Monica tries to make her way toward Patricia, but, she’s quickly stopped, and escorted back to her seat.
“Ok, two more questions. Ok, you in the middle.” I say, pointing to a young reporter in the middle row.
“Patricia, this question is for you, you’ve seen Monica fight, hell you were ringside for her last beat down, what makes you think you stand a chance tomorrow night?”
“For starters, her last ‘beat down’ did you call it? Was against a much older woman, how can she be proud of that victory, ‘I beat up a 50 year old.’ The only person she faced that was her own age was Ivanna and she beat Monica two out of the three times they faced. I think I stand a pretty good chance tomorrow night.”
“Ok, final question! You in the corner.”
“Thank you, Monica this question is for you. Why did you ask for the stipulation that the winner owns the loser?”
“I asked for it because I want to humiliate Patricia. I want to prove what a worthless cunt she is. And after 12-rounds tomorrow night, she’ll be begging to be knocked out.”
Monica then stands up and throws her bottle of water at Patricia, hitting her in the head.
Both women briefly come face to face, but are quickly separated.
“That’s it ladies & gentlemen, join us tomorrow night on PPV.” I say as both women are ushered into the back ending the press conference.
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