A (Kayfabe) Interview With Jill Kelly

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of: ‘…Chats With April…’ 

“I’m your host, April O’Neil & my guest at this time is the winner of the WEC Rumble, Jill Kelly. Jill, thank you for joining me.”

“The pleasure is all yours, April.” Jill says/

“Jill, you entered the match at #3 and managed to win the whole thing, last eliminating Mandy Rose. What was your stratagy?”

“Just don’t get eliminated. And those women didn’t stand a chance against me, April.”

“You get your guaranteed title match in tonight’s main event, do you think you’ll be facing Lauren Phuillips?”

“April, it doesn’t matter who I face. The WEC World Championship is mine, and I don’t care who I have to defeat, I WILL become champion tonight, you got that?”

“Loud at clear, Jill. Anthing else you’d like to add?”

“We about through?” Jill asks.

“I think we are, thank you for joing me, & good luck tonight.”

“Whatever!” Jill says, getting up & leaving.

“That does it for ‘…Chats With April…’! Let’s now send it to Alicia Vitarelli & Vanelle Lyn for the WEC Wrap-Up Show, ladies?”

4th Annual WEC Rumble

It is now time for the 4th Annual WEC Rumble.

Ring Announcer Cathy Kelley is in the ring to make the official announcements’

“Ladies & gentlemen! It is now time for the 4th Annual WEC Rumble. In a moment, we’ll announce the women who drew numbers 1 & 2 and every few minutes after that a new woman will enter the match until all 30 women have enteresd, & the last woman standing will be declared the winner & will receive a guaranteed title match later in the evening.

“And now, here is who drew #1. Please welcome…MEGAN HEIDLBERG!”

Megan Heidleberg makes her way to the ring.

“And the woman who drew #2? ALEXANDRA DADDARIO!”

Alexandra makes her way to the ring as well.

Both women shake hands as the bell rings to start the match.

Both women lock up in the center of the ring.

Alexandra gains the advantage over Megan.

Just then the horn sounds, & out comes Jill Kelly, the former 50+ Division champion.

Jill enters the ring & immediately goes after both women.

Soon enough, Megan & Jill double team Alexandra, Megan charges at Alexandra, but she ducks, & Megan Heidlberg sails over the top rope & to the arena floor. Megan Heidlberg has been eliminated.

At #4 out comes: Dominque Sachse. Dominaue goes after Jill Kelly & Jill takes Dominque down to the mat.

This allows Alexandra to catch a breather.

At #5 out comes Victoria Elizabeth. And Victoria & Alexandra begin brawling. As this is going on, Jill quietly eliminates Dominaue.

Jill now goes & attacks Victoria.

And coming out at #6 it’s Megan Jones.

Megan & Jill begin brawling as Victoria & Alexandra continue to battle in another corner.

At #7 out comes Carmella. Carmella goes right after Victoria Elizabeth, and now her & Alexandra double team Victoria.

Megan Jones is just destroying Jill Kelly on one side of the ring while on the other side, Carmella & Alexandra Daddario continue destroying Victoria Elizabeth.

At #8 out comes odds on the favorite to win this whole thing, Chrissy Metz.

All 5 women in the match stop & eye up Chrissy. 

Chrissy Metz enters the ring & all 5 women gang up on her. Megan Jones & Victoria Elizabeth punch Chrissy in the cunt. Alexandra Daddario dropkicks Chrissy & sends her over the top rope & to the floor.

So far, only three eliminations, Megan Heidlberg, Dominque Sachse & Chrissy Metz.

Mean Jones & Jill Kelly continue to do battle, as do Carmella, Alexandra Daddario & Victoria Elizabeth.

At #9 out comes SoCal Val.

Val immediately goes for Jill Kelly, who easily lifts Val onto her shoulders & dumps her to the floor.

At #10 out comes Cleo Fernandes.

Jill Kelly dives under the bottom rope, grabs a steel chair and blasts Cleo with it as she enters the ring.

This allows both Jill & Megan to easily eliminate Cleo.

But just as sudden, Tess Holliday comes out at #11.

Tess ducks under Jill’s chair shot, Tess performs a belly to belly overhead throw on Megan Jones, eliminating her, and Tess absolutely crushes both Alexandra & Victoria in the corner.

But, as Tess has her back turned, Jill hits her with an uppercut low blow, and then blasts her with the steel chair.

Jill, in an amazing show of strength, lifts Tess on her shoulders & eliminates Tess.

At #12 out comes Ali Carr.

Ali goes right for Carmella. Jill Kelly quickly joins in.

But quickly Victoria Elizabeth attacks Ali. Jill Kelly & Alexandra Daddario continue to work over Carmella.

Carmella finally gets some help as at #13 out comes Mandy Rose. And now it’s Mandy Rose & Carmella against Jill Kelly & Alexandra Daddario.

Soon all 4 women break off, it’s Jill Kelly and Mandy Rose & Alexandra & Carmella.

At #14 out comes Katrina Szish.

Katrina quickly joins Ali Carr against Victoria Elizabeth.

Katrina now has Victoria Elizabeth on the brink of elimination.

At #15 out comes Julia Ann, and Jill Kelly thought Julia Ann was there to help her, Julia Ann attacks Jill Kelly.

As Katrina has Victoria on the brink, Ali Carr runs up & quickly dumps both women over the top rope.

Katrina stands on the floor & has a shocked look on her face.

At #16, out comes Elise Ivy. Elise goes after Ali Carr.

As this is going on, Katrina Szish reenters the ring, & both Katrina & Elise eliminate Ali. Elise & Katrina high five before Katrina finally leaves the ring.

At #17 out comes Soviet strong woman Cammy.

Cammy enters the ring & locks the full nelson onto Alexandra Daddario.

Alexandra screams & and tries to break free, but Cammy is freakishly strong, and Alexandra quickly passes out.

Cammy is then easily able to eliminate Alexandra.

At #18, out comes help for Cammy as it’s Tatyana Namen Gita.

In the ring, right now is Mandy Rose, Carmella, Jill Kelly, Julia Ann, Cammy, Tatyana Namen Gita & Elise Ivy.

Tatyana & Cammy now go after Julia Ann & Jill Kelly., as Mandy & Carmella take a breather.

At #19 out comes Madison Sex-Kitten, & Madi is quickly double teamed by Cammy & Tatyana. But help is on it’s way because at #20 out comes Cali ‘GI’ Danger.

Cali & Madison are now battling the two Russians.

Julia Ann & Jill Kelly continue to battle Mandy Rose & Carmella. Elise Ivy is just taking a breather.

At #21 it’s Destiny Dumon.

Elise & Destiny do battle now.

Meanwhile, Cammy has Madison locked in the full nelson & Tatyana lands her knockout punch on Cali. Tatyana & Cammy are then easily able to eliminate both Cali & Madison.

As the Russians have their backs turned, both Destiny & Elise eliminate both Cammy & Tatyana.

Both Russians are stunned!

At #22 it’s Destiny’s sister, Elle Dumon.

Both Destiny & Elle attack Elise before easily throwing her over the top rope and to the arena floor.

So, now it’s Mandy Rose, Carmella, Destiny Dumon, Elle Dumon, Julia Ann, & Jill Kelly.

Jill goes after Mandy, Julia takes on Destiny, & Elle battle Carmella.

At #23 it’s Julia Cearley. The Hall Of Famer goes after Destiny Dumon, but is quickly attacked by Elle Dumon.

It doesn’t take long for The Dumon Dynasty to throw Julia Cearley over the top rope.

At #24 is Nikki Sims, and Destiny remembers all too well the buxom Nikki smothering Destiny with her extra large breasts.

But, the Dumons are preoccupied with Nikki, Mandy Rose & Carmella come from behind & dump Destiny & Elle over the top rope. 

Nikki has a good laugh at the Dumon’s expense.

Nikki is no sooner in the ring, Destiny climbs up on the apron and grabs a handful of Nikki’s hair, and Carmella lifts Nikki’s legs and sends Nikki over the top rope.

Nikki & Destiny battle up the entrance ramp & back stage.

It’s Jill Kelly, Julia Ann, Mandy Rose & Carmella.

At #25 it’s Teen Summer.

Summer goes right for Carmella but Mandy Rose also joins in on a now two on one beat down of Summer.

This beat down goes on for several minutes as at #26 it’s Blueyed Cass. 

Cass is quickly double teamed by Jill Kelly & Julia Ann.

Cass kicks Jill away and focuses her attention on Julia Ann.

Cass has no trouble hoisting Julia Ann on her shoulders and dumping her on the arena floor. But, Cass’s celebration ia short lived as Jill Kelly quickly rums up and eliminates Blueyed Cass.

At #27 it’s the Arm Wrestling Contest champion, Meredith Garofalo.

Meredith goes for Jill Kelly. Mnady & Carmella just look on.

Finally as the look on, Mandy waits for Carmella to turn her back & Mandy easily dumps Carmella over the top rope,

At #28, in comes Stephanie McMahon.

And quickly her and Mandy Rose begin going at it. Mandy is livid at Stephanie, eventually ripping Stephanie’s bra off, leaving her bare chested.

At #29 it’s Ariel Winter. And Ariel joins Mandy Rose in beating up Stephanie McMahon.

And, finally, at #30, it’s Caroline Brown.

Caroline joins her friend Meredith Garofalo in destroying Jill Kelly.

On the other side of the ring, Ariel & Mandy finally eliminate Stephanie, and no more than a second later, Mandy dumps Ariel over the top rope.

So, it’s Jill Kelly, Meredith Garofalo, Caroline Brown & Mandy Rose as the Final Four.

Amazingly, Jill is able to eliminate both Meredith & Caroline in rapid sucession.

It’s down to Mandy Rose & Jill Kelly.

The winner advances to the main event later this evening against Lauren Phillips.

Both women lock up, despote being in the match since early on, Jill easily get Mandy on her shoulders, and Mandy tries to fight free, but it’s no use, Jill Kelly dumps Mandy Rose over the top rope.

Jill Kelly is the winner & will face the WEC World Champion later this evening in the Main Event.

Jill now heads backstage to be interviewed by April O’Neil.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Lauren Phillips

“Hello, & welcome to this evenings final edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host: April O’Neil, & my guest at this time is the reigning WEC World champion, Lauren Phillips! Lauren, welcome to ‘…Chats With April!’ and congratulations on your outstanding victory of Cali Danger!”

“It’s my pleasure, April, and thank you for the compliment."

"You’ve easily defeated all challengers, what is next for the champion?”

“Well, April, tomorrow night is the 4th Annual WEC Rumble, & I have to defend my title in the main event against the winner that very same night. On top of several title defenses already scheduled for tomorrow night.”

“You have a busy schedule, for sure. How satisfying was it to destroy Cali Danger?”

“It felt good, April. It felt real good. And now, I’m going home & soaking in my tub & going to bed, so, if you’ll excuse me!” Lauren says, getting up to walk away.

“Perfect timing anyway as we’re out of time. That does it for this evening’s ‘…Chats With April!’ But we’ll be back tomorrow night with more after match chats. I’m April O’Neil, good night!”

Lauren Phillips (c) vs. Cali Danger WEC World Championship Match

At last it’s time for our main event as Lauren Phillips defends the WEC World Championship against Cali Danger.

Both women are in their locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger for tonight, Cali Danger.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger, Cali Danger! Cali what are your thoughts heading into this title match?”

“Quinn, my thoughts are simple, just won the championship & leave as quickly as possible. Lauren in a great champion, but I’ve been champion in other companies, & I feel I can be champion again. So, watch out, Lauren, here I come!” Cali says, walking away.

Cali Danger makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a pink & silver push up bra & matching boy short panties.

Cali enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ramona Singer is standing by with the champion, Lauren Phillips.

“Ramona Singer here with the WEC World Champion, Lauren Phillips. Lauren, how are you feel heading into this title match?”

“Ramona, I feel very confident! Cali is a competent challenger, & she presents a huge challenge. I have two words for everyone: AND STILL!” Lauren says, walking away.

Lauren Phillips makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a white satin bra, matching panties & matching garter belt with white thigh high stockings.

Lauren enters the ring & stands in her corners. 

Ring announcer Cathey Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one foal is our…MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! And it is for the WEC Championship Of The World!

“Introducing first: the challenger: from: Charlotte, North Carolina…please welcome…CALI ‘GI’ DANGER!”

Cali smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent: from: Atlantic City, New Jersey…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! PLEASE WELCOME…LAUREN PHILLIPS!”

Lauren also smiles & waves to the crowd.

Both women go back to their corners, and the referee calls for the bell.

The bell rings & Lauren immediately attacks Cali, Lauren begins stomping on Cali.

Lauren drags Cali to her feet by her hair, and punches Cali right in the pussy. Cali immediately drops to the mat, screaming bloody murder.

Lauren now grabs Cali’s legs, and places her foot right on Cali’s sore pussy, Lauren now begins to grind the heel of her foot against Cali’s pussy. Cali screams, & immediately passes out.

The referee counts Cali’s shoulders down for a count of 3.

Your winner, AND STILL WEC Champion Of The World, Lauren Phillips!

Lauren stands over Cali for several minutes before heading backstage to be interviewed by April O’Neil!

Chelsie Rae Further Destroys Kate Bilo

Chelsie Rae is fresh of of her interview with April O’Neil & she’s heading back to the locker room to shower & head home.

Chelsie strips naked & steps in the shower when who should she see at the other end? Kate Bilo.

“What are you doing in here, bitch?” Chelsie asks.

“I…I don’t…I just want to shower!” Kate stammers out.

Chelsoe charges ate Kate and tackles her to the floor.

Despite both women being wet, Chelsie manages to once again lock in a choke.

Chelsie is screaming as she chokes Kate unconscious once again.

The entire locker room rushes in the shower ot pull Chelsie off of Kate.

It took 10 minutes, but Chelsie finally let go of Kate.

Kate is carried out of the shower area.

Chelsie is allowed to finish her shower, dress & head home.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Chelsie Rae

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats with April!’ I’m your host, April O’Neil, & my guest at this time is the reigning WEC Queen Of Jobbers champion, Chelsie Rae. Chelsie, thank you for joining me!”

“It’s a pleasure, April!”

“Chelsie, please give your thoughts on Kate Bilo.”

“Kate Bilo is a joke! I don’t care if she is friends with Steve. Kate is just a set of tits that they put in front of a camera because she’s pretty. Absolutely no talent whatsoever!”

“Who would you like to defend against next?”

“I’ll take on anybody, I know soon I have a World title match against Lauren Phillips, that’ll be exciting.”

“Do you aspire to be World champion?”

“April, you don’t sign with this company if you don’t want to be it’s World champion, it’s standard bearer. If you’re not here to be champion, get the fuck out!”

“Chelsie, that’s all the time we have this evening, thank you for you time!”

“Thank you for having me, April!”

“That concludes another episode of ‘…Chats with April!’ Let’s go back to ringside for out main event!”

Chelsie Rae (c) vs. Kate Bilo WEC Queen Of Jobbers Championship Match

Now it’s time for our penultimate title match as Queen Of Jabbers champion, Chelsie Rae defends against Kate Bilo.

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Kate Bilo.

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger, Kate Bilo. Kate, a rare title opportunity for you this evening, your thoughts?”

“Quinn, my thoughts are how easy is it going to be to defeat Chelsie Rae? Chelsie Rae isn’t the toughest woman on the roster, should be easy!” Kate says, walking away.

Kate Bilo makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a lemon yellow bra & matching thoung panties.

Kate enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ramona Singer is standing by with the champion, Chelsie Rae.

“Ramona Singer here. I’m standing by with the Queen Of Jobbers champion, Chelsie Rae! Chelsie, your thoughts on Kate Bilo?”

“Kate thinks a victory over me will be easy? Don’t make me laugh, bitch! All you are is a pair of big tits in a satin bra. Don’t think for one minute that CBS didn’t hire you & promote you to chief meteorologist because of how you fill out a sweater. Kate, shut the fuck up and stick your tits out, the camera is on!” Chelsie says, walking away.

Chelsie Rae makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a white satin bralette & matching bikini cut panties.

Chelsie enters the ring & stands in her corner.

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

“LADIES & GENTLEMEN! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is our CO-MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is for the WEC QUEEN OF JOBBERS CHAMPIONSHIP! 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…please welcome…KATE BILO!”

Kate smiles & waves to the crowd.

“Her opponent: from Riverside, California. She is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC QUEEN OF JOBBERS CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…CHELSIE RAE!”

Chelsie also smiles & waves to the crowd.

The bell rings & both women lock up in the center of the ring, & Chelsie quickly breaks the straps on Kate’s satin bra.

Chelsie now begins punching Kate over & over again in her breasts. 

Kate gasps for air and tries to cover up, but Chelsie pulls her hands away and roughly twists Kate’s erect nipples.

Kate screams in extreme pain and collapses in the middle of the ring.

Chelsie revives Kate long enough to send her into the ropes and and apply a vicious triangle choke.

Kate tries to reach for the ropes, but it’s no use, & Kate has no choice but to tap out. Chelsie doesn’t let go though, and doesn’t until Kate’s body goes completely limp.

Your winner & STILL WEC Queen Of Jobbers champion…Chelsie Rae.

Chelsie stands over Kate’s unconscious body for several minutes before heading backstage to be interviewed by April O’Neil.