A (Kayfabe) Interview With Sexy PattyCake

“Hello, & welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host, April O’Neil, & my guest at this time is the winner of the main event & still WEC Models Division champion…Sexy PattyCake. Patty, welcome to ‘…Chats With April!’”

 

“It’s my pleasure, April!”

 

“Patty, what are you thoughts on Hannah Perez?”

 

“I think Hannah is pathetic, I know she’s a former champion, but, she’s absolutely pathetic in my opinion.”

 

“Patty, next week you face Jennifer Buckingham. What are your thoughts on this match?”

 

“I look forward to it, Jennifer is a worthy competitor. But, still I’ll win!”

 

“Is there anyone you’d like to face?”

 

“I think Xev Bellringer & I could have a good match, then again, I feel I can have a good match with anyone on the roster.”

 

“PattyCake, that’s all the time we have. Thank you for joining me on ‘…Chats With April!’!”

 

“Thank you for having me!” PattyCake says, getting up & walking away.

 

“That does it for our program this evening! I’m April O’Neil, & we’ll see you next week.”

Sexy PattyCake (c) vs. Hannah Perez Models Division Championship Match

It’s now time for our main event as Sexy Patty Cake defends the WEC Models Division championship against Hannah Perez.

 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is backstage with the challenger: Hannah Perez.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger to the WEC Models Division championship: Hannah Perez! Hannah, your thoughts on facing Sexy Patty Cake?”

 

“Quinn, I feel okay. My thoughts are, I need this victory. I’ve already lost enough tonight, time for a victory.” Hannah says, walking away.

 

Hannah Perez makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a teal & black bra & matching thong panties.

 

Hannah enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the Models Division champion: Sexy Patty Cake.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the Models Division champion: Sexy Patty Cake! Patty, your thoughts on facing Hannah Perez?”

 

“Quinn, I feel extremely confident, Hannah stands no chance tonight. Simply put!” Sexy Patty Cake says, walking away.

 

Sexy Patty Cake makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a light blue strapless bra & matching panties & she’s holding her championship belt high for all to see.

 

Patty Cake enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions..

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest is scheduled for one fall & it is our…MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING & IT IS FOR THE WEC MODELS DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: for New York City, New York…she is the challenger…please welcome…HANNAH PEREZ!”

 

Hannah smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC MODELS DIVISION CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…SEXY PATTYCAKE!”

 

PattyCake smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

The bell rings & both women lock up in the center of the ring.

 

PattyCake immediately begins to dominate Hannah Perez.

 

PattyCake shoves Hannah into a corner, raises her foot and chokes Hannah with her foot.

 

“You ready to give up, bitch?” PattyCake asks.

 

PattyCake removes her bra & places Hannah’s face between her breasts, & smothers Hannah.

 

Hannah struggles at first, but quickly passes out.

 

The referee checks Hannah’s arm & it drops 3 times, the match is over.

 

Your winner & STILL Models Division champion…Sexy PattyCake.

 

PattyCake stands over Hannah for several minutes before finally leaving the ring to be interviewed.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Melanie Hicks

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host, April O’Neil & my guest at this time is the NEW WEC Street Fight champion: Melanie Hicks! Melanie welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’!”

 

“It’s a pleasure to be here, April!”

 

“Melanie, first, congratulations on becoming the new WEC Street Fight champion.”

 

“Thank you, April!”

 

“What are your thoughts on Hannah Perez?”

“I think Hannah is a complete joke. I can’t believe she was actually a champion. No matter, I’m the champion now, & I promise to carry this title with pride.”

 

“Who is next for your, Melanie?”

 

“I know this’ll sound cliché, but it geniunely doesn’t matter, I plan on keeping this title for a long, long time!”

 

“Melanie, that’s all the time we have this evening. Thank you for joig me on ‘…Chats With April!’!”

 

“It was my pleasure, April!” Melanie says, getting up & walking away.

 

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ let’s go back to ring side for ton;ght’s main event!”

Melanie Hicks vs. Hannah Perez (c) Street Fight Championship Match

This is our co-main event of the event as Hannah Perez defends the WEC Street Fight championship against Melanie Hicks.

 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Melanie Hicks.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger to the WEC Street Fight championship, Melanie Hicks. Melanie, how do you feel headin into this match?”

 

“I feel good, Quinn! I actually feel sorry for Hannah Perez, she’s going down tonight!” Melanie says, walking away.

 

Melanie Hicks makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a teal bikini with yellow straps.

 

Melanie enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Quinn McKay is now with the Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez! Hannah, I’m sure you heard the comments of Melanie Hicks, how do you respund?”

 

“My response? I’ll destroy Melanie just like I’ve destroyed everyone else the WEC has put in front of me.” Hannah says, walking away.

 

Hannh Perez makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a black satin & lace bra & matching thong panties, & she’s holding her championship belt high for all to see.

 

Hannah enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! This is our…CO-MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is scheduled for one fall, & it is for the WEC Street Fight championship.

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: PLEASE WELCOME…MELANIE HICKS!”

 

Melanie smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: from: New York City, New York…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC STREET FIGHT CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…HANNAH PEREZ!” 

 

Hannah smiles & waves to the crowd as well.

 

Melanie jumps Hannah from behind, & begins to pummel Hannah.

 

Melanie easily lifts Hannah over her head for a gorilla press slam.

 

Hannah tries to roll out of the ring, but Melanie pulls her back inside. Melanie now strips Hannah naked & begins to destroy Hannah’s breasts.

 

Hannah tries to cover up, but Melanie pulls her hands away.

 

Melanie now cups Hannah’s face in her hannds & gives her the Kiss Of Death, followed by the uppercut low blow, &  Hannah crumbles to the mat, unconscious.

 

Melanie places her foot between Hannah’s breasts as the referee counts to 3.

 

Your winner & NEW WEC Street Fight champion…Melanie Hicks.

 

Melanie now stands over Hannah’s naked body for several minutes before leaving the ring to be interviewed by April O’Neil.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Jessica Mellott

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host, April O’Neil & my guest at this time is none other than WEC Belly Punching Contest champion, Jessica Mellott! Jessica, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’!”

 

“Thank you for having me, April.”

 

“Jessica, congratulations on your successful title defense a few moments ago against Hannah Peres.”

 

“Thank you, April! It wasn’t as easy as it looked.”

 

“Do you wish that match had been for her Street Fight championship?”

 

“It would’ve been nice, but…in the end, it doesn’t matter. I achieved the result I wanted.”

 

“Who would you likw to defend against next?”

 

“It doesn’t really matter, I’ll defend against whoever they put in front of me.”

 

“Jessica, that’s all the time we have. Thank you for joining me this evening!”

 

“It was my pleasure, April!” Jessica says, getting up & walking away.

 

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! Let’s go back to ringside for our penultimate title match!”

Hannah Perez vs. Jessica Mellott (c) WEC Belly Punching Contest Championship Match

It’s time for our next title match as Jessica Mellott defends the WEC Belly Punching Contest championship against WEC Street Fight champion Hannah Perez.

 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

 

Just like the Cunt Busting Contest championship, the Belly Punching Contest championship takes place in the backstage area.

 

Quinn McKay is in the locker rooms with the challenger, Hannah Perez.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger & current WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez! Hannah, how do you feel heading into another title match?”

 

“Quinn, I feel good. I was unsuccessful against Sativa Rose, but I just kmow I have what it takes to defeat Jessica! And Melanie? Don’t think I have forgotten about you, bitch! You’re next!” Hannah says, walking away.

 

Hannah Perez enters the backstage area she’s wearing a red sports bra & light blue jeans.

 

Hannah enters the room & stands against the wall.

 

Quin n McKay is in the locker room with the champion, Jessica Mellott.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC Belly Punching Contest champion, Jessica Mellott! Jessica, how do you feel facing Hannah Perez?”

 

“Just another day at the office. Quinn. Hannah is just going to hae to learn the hard way that I’m the greatest champion in the WEC. I’m going to bust your pretty abs up, Hannah!” Jessica says, walking away.

 

Jessica Mellott enters the backstage ares wearing a purple sports bra & black denim jeans.

 

Jessica enters the room & stands against the opposite wall as Hannah Perez.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the backstage area to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for the best 3 out of 5 rounds is for the WEC Belly Punching Contest championship!

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from New York City, New York, she is the reigning WEC Street Fight champion…please welcome…HANNAH PEREZ!”

 

Hannah smiles & waves to the small crowd that has assambled.

 

“Her opponent: from: Los Angeles, California…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC BELLY PUNCHING CONTEST CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…JESSICA MELLOTT!”

 

Jessica smiles & waves to the small crowd.

 

Jessica stands against the wall first.

 

Hannah balls up her fist & punches Jessica in the stomach, 5 times.

 

Jessica doesn’t give up

 

Both women switch positions, it’s now Hannah against the wall. Jessica balls up her fist & punches Hannah in the stomach 5 times.

 

Hannah struggles to catch her breath, & when she does:

 

“I give up!” Hannah says, ending round 1.

 

Jessica Mellott wins round 1 & leads the match 1-0.

 

After a brief intermission, both women remain in their positions with Hannah against the wall.

 

Jessica once again balls up her fist & she punches Hannah in the stomach 5 times. Hannah holds her breath, but doesn’t give up.

 

Both women switch positions, & now Jessica is against the wall.

 

Hannah once again balls her fist & punches Jessica in the stomach 5 times. Jessica also doesn’t give up.

 

Both women once again switch positions, with Hannah once again against the wall.

 

Jessica once again balls her fist & again punches Hannah in the stomach 5 times.

 

Hannah screams out & drops to her knees.

 

“I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!” Hannah screams.

 

Jessica Mellott wins round 2 & leads the match 2-0.

 

After yet another brief intermission, both women switch positions, with Jessica against the wall again.

 

Hannah again balls her fist & again punches Jessica in the stomach 5 times. Again, Jessica doesn’t give up.

 

Both women again switch positions with Hannah against the wall.

 

Jessica again balls her fist, & punches Hannah in the stomach 5 times.

 

Hannah again screams out & drops to her knees.

 

“I GIVE UP!” Hannah yells.

 

Jessica Mellott wins Round 3 & wins the match 3-0

 

Jessica drags Hannah to the center of the room, & begins to ab destruct Hannah as she lays on the floor.

 

It only takes 6 punches to the stomach for Hannah to pass out.

 

Jessica now stands over Hannah as the medical staff checks on Hannah.

 

Jessica now heads off to be interviewed by April O’Neil.

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Sativa Rose

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! I’m your host: April O’Neil & my guest at this time is none other than WEC Lesbian Sex Contest champion Sativa Rose. Sativa, first, congratulations on your successful title defense a few moments ago. And thank you for joining me this evening.”

 

“It’s my pleasure, April!”

 

“Sativa, how satisfying was it to defeat Hannah Perez?”

 

“It was extremely satisfying. She was talking all kinds of shit, saying she was going to hold multiple championships. I was glad to finally put a sock in her mouth.”

 

“Who would you like to defend against next?”

 

“Anybody who feels they have the guts to step in the ring with me. I’ll beat them!”

 

“Sativa, that’s is all the time we have, thank you for joining me this evening!”

 

“It was my pleasure, April!” Sativa says, getting up & walking away.

 

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! Let’s send it back to ring side for our next title match.”