Sunday, August 7, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Sexy PattyCake

“Hello, & welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host, April O’Neil, & my guest at this time is the winner of the main event & still WEC Models Division champion…Sexy PattyCake. Patty, welcome to ‘…Chats With April!’”

 

“It’s my pleasure, April!”

 

“Patty, what are you thoughts on Hannah Perez?”

 

“I think Hannah is pathetic, I know she’s a former champion, but, she’s absolutely pathetic in my opinion.”

 

“Patty, next week you face Jennifer Buckingham. What are your thoughts on this match?”

 

“I look forward to it, Jennifer is a worthy competitor. But, still I’ll win!”

 

“Is there anyone you’d like to face?”

 

“I think Xev Bellringer & I could have a good match, then again, I feel I can have a good match with anyone on the roster.”

 

“PattyCake, that’s all the time we have. Thank you for joining me on ‘…Chats With April!’!”

 

“Thank you for having me!” PattyCake says, getting up & walking away.

 

“That does it for our program this evening! I’m April O’Neil, & we’ll see you next week.”

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