Sunday, August 7, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Sativa Rose

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! I’m your host: April O’Neil & my guest at this time is none other than WEC Lesbian Sex Contest champion Sativa Rose. Sativa, first, congratulations on your successful title defense a few moments ago. And thank you for joining me this evening.”

 

“It’s my pleasure, April!”

 

“Sativa, how satisfying was it to defeat Hannah Perez?”

 

“It was extremely satisfying. She was talking all kinds of shit, saying she was going to hold multiple championships. I was glad to finally put a sock in her mouth.”

 

“Who would you like to defend against next?”

 

“Anybody who feels they have the guts to step in the ring with me. I’ll beat them!”

 

“Sativa, that’s is all the time we have, thank you for joining me this evening!”

 

“It was my pleasure, April!” Sativa says, getting up & walking away.

 

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! Let’s send it back to ring side for our next title match.”

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