Sunday, August 7, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Jessica Mellott

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host, April O’Neil & my guest at this time is none other than WEC Belly Punching Contest champion, Jessica Mellott! Jessica, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’!”

 

“Thank you for having me, April.”

 

“Jessica, congratulations on your successful title defense a few moments ago against Hannah Peres.”

 

“Thank you, April! It wasn’t as easy as it looked.”

 

“Do you wish that match had been for her Street Fight championship?”

 

“It would’ve been nice, but…in the end, it doesn’t matter. I achieved the result I wanted.”

 

“Who would you likw to defend against next?”

 

“It doesn’t really matter, I’ll defend against whoever they put in front of me.”

 

“Jessica, that’s all the time we have. Thank you for joining me this evening!”

 

“It was my pleasure, April!” Jessica says, getting up & walking away.

 

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’! Let’s go back to ringside for our penultimate title match!”

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