Sunday, August 7, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Alice Merchesi

“Hello! And welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host April O’Neil, & my guest at this time is the reigning WEC Cunt Busting Contest champion, Alice Merchesi! Alice, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’”

 

“Thank you, April! It’s always a pleasure.”

 

“Alice, you just defended your championship against Sandra Bennett. Your thoughts, please?”

 

“I don’t understand why they insist on putting these women who don’t deserve a title match in these title matches. It makes me sick, all of my title matches tonight were so easy. I hope I at least have a challenge next time I have a title defense.”

 

“Speaking of that, you’re not scheduled for a title defense for a couple of weeks. Who would you like to defend your title against?”

 

“I don’t care, I’m just tired of these TV presenters. I just want a challenge. Is that so much to ask for?”

 

“I personally don’t think so, Alice. That is all the time we have, thank you again for joing me this evening, Alice! Good luck in your next title match!”

 

“Thank you, April! It was my pleasure to join you!”

 

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ let’s go back to ring side for our net title match!”

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