Sunday, July 3, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Alice Merchesi

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of: ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host April O’Neil! My guest at this time is Cunt Busting Contest champion Alice Merchesi. Alice, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’ !”

“Always a pleasure, April!”

“Alice, you just successfully retained your championship against Jill Kelly. Your thoughts?”

“Jill was a lot tougher than I anticipated. But, once again, as always, the championship remains exactly where it belongs!”

“Well said! Alice, you’re scheduled for two more title defenses later this evening. What, in your opinion, are your chances of waking out of here this evening still champion?”

“April, my chances of walking out still champion…100%. I’m the baddest woman on this roster, & don’t you forget it!”

“Alice, that’s all the time we have! Thank you for joining this evening on ‘…Chats With April!’ !”

“My pleasure, I’ll join you anytime!” Alice says, getting up & leaving.”

“That does it for another episode of: ‘…Chats With April!’ Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match!”

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