Sunday, June 5, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Hannah Perez

 “Hello & welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’! I’m your host, Megan Heidlberg, filling in for April O’Neil. My guest at this time is still the WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez! Hannah, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’!”

“Always a pleasure, Megan!”

“Hannah, as you predicted, you easily defeat Leeann Tweeden, your next opponent is Carmen Tocheniuk, care to give your thoughts?”

“Carmen has a million dollar body with a ten cent brain. Anyone can see she is over matched mentally against me. It’ll once again be too easy, Megan!” 

“I’ll have to remember that! Do you feel you still deserve a shot at the World championship?”

“Megan, I’ve always deserved a shot at the World championship. Steve wants to protect his precious stars. I don’t care what it takes, I WILL be World champion in this compnay! Mark my words!”

“Hannah, that’s all the time we have. Thank you for your time!”

“It’s been a pleasure, Megan!” Hannah says, getting up to leave.

“That does it for another edition of: ‘…Chats With April!’! Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match!”

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