Sunday, May 22, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Hannah Perez

“Hello, & welcome back to ‘…Chats With April’! I’m your host, April O’Neil, & my guest at this time is the WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez! Hannah, welcome to ‘…Chats With April’!”

“It’s my pleasure, April!”

“Hannah, earlier this evening you were challenged to a match by Melanie Hicks. Do you care to respond?”

“All I want to say is: Challenge made, challenge accepted! Melanie, either I or if anyone beats me will put this title on the line at our next event against you!”

“Hannah, you’re scheduled for 4 more title defenses tonight, are you the least bit worried?”

“April? Do I look worried? I walked in tonight champion, & I’ll leave this arena still the WEC Street Fight champion!”

“Very good, Hannah! Your next match is against Katherine Salom, it was originally supposed to be a World Championship match, but, now it’s a Street Fight championship match. Care to comment?”

“Katherine is pathetic! She’s nothing but a set of big tits. I’ll destroy her easily!”

“Hannah, that’s all the time we have this evening! Thank you for your time!”

“Thank you, April! I’ll see you later this evening!” Hannah gets up to leave!

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April’! Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match!”

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