Sunday, May 29, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview Lauren Phillips

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’. I’m your host: Megan Heidlberg filling in for an injured April O’Neil. My guest at this time, she is the reigning WEC World champion, I speak of course of Lauren Phillips! Lauren, welcome back!”

“Always a pleasure, Megan!”

“Lauren, another impressive victory a few moments ago against Chelsie Rae. What are your thoughts?”

“Chelsie Rae was tough, a lot tougher than I expected. But the result was the same: ‘Your winner…&…STILL…’! That’s how it always will be, Megan!”

“Your next match is against former champion Katherine Salom, originally it was supposed to be her defending against you. Your thoughts heading into this huge match?”

“Megan, did you see how Hannah destroyed her? Katherine Salom is a joke, a wannabe influencer who can’t influence shit. I’ll destroy her worse than Hannah did.”

“One final question, Lauren. If you survive, that main event is you against WEC Rumble winner Jill Kelly. Care to give your thoughts?”

“It’ll end the same way, with my hand raised in victory & Cathy Kelley saying: ‘…your winner…&…STILL champion…’! We done here?”

“Yes, we’re done! Thank you for joining me, Lauren!”

“My pleasure, Megan!” Lauren says, walking away.

“Let’s go back to ringside!”

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