Saturday, April 16, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Cali Danger

“Hello! Welcome back to chats with April! I’m your host, April O’Neil! And now, please welcome my guest, she is the NEW WEC Wear My Panties champion, Cali ‘GI’ Danger. Cali, thank you for joining me this evening!”

“Always a pleasure, April! Thank you for having me!”

“Cali, many people believe that Madison being in your corner was the key to you defeating Sabrina Ionescu this evening. Care to comment?” April asks.

“April, Sabrina Ionescu is a joke, she has no business is a real woman’s sport. As it is, Madi is right now working on making little Miss Sabrina our bitch!”

“Cali, this wa the 1st of 3 title matches this evening, your next match is for the Belly Punching Contest championship, against the winner of Jes Marie & Hunter McGrady. Will you make it two for two?”

“I really have my mind on my World Championship later tonight against Lauren Phillips. Either way, I’ll walk out of this shithole arena a triple champion! Now, if you’ll excuse me, April!” Cali says, standing up & walking away.

“Thank you, Cali! Let’s go back to ringside for our next title match! This has been: Chats With April!”

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