“April O’Neal here with the new WEC World champion, Brandi Passante.
“Brandi, thank you once again for joining me!”
“The pleasure is as always, all mine, April!” Brandi says.
“Brandi, has your opinion of Madison Sex-Kitten changed since your meeting earlier this evening?”
“Yeah, now I’m completely convinced that she’s a fucking joke! A total fucking joke, April!”
“Okay, well, your next scheduled match is your Wet T-Shirt Contest championship match against Sarah Rosario, are you still worried about that match?”
“You bet I am, April! Sarah has a great body, she’s like me, she has a couple of kids but she’s kept in awesome shape. This match’ll be tough, April, real tough!”
“Also, Brandi, regardless of the outcome vs. Sarah, you still have to face Jackie Gayda in tonight’s main event for the WEC World Championship. Have you already formed an opinion of Jackie Gayda? If so, what is it?”
“Jackie Gayda has entered the realm of: ‘She’s a fucking joke!’ April! Jackie got this title match because she’s a nice set of tits & looks good in a bikini, that’s all.” Brandi says.
‘And, one last question, Brandi! Is there anyone on this roster you do respect?” April asks.
“Yes, I respect Sabrina, Shawn, Steve, whatever name they’ve given themselves this week. I understand they’re nonbinary & get really upset if you call them he or she. Either way, I respect Sabrina, plain & simple!” Brandi replies.
“That’s all the time we have, Brandi! Thank you for your time & good luck against Sarah Rosario later tonight!”
“Thank you, April! A Pleasure as always!”
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