The time has come for our first ever inductee into the WEC Hall Of Fame, and we are proud to announce that tonight we induct Alicia Vitarelli into the Hall Of Fame.
I walk up to the podium and smile at Alicia who is sitting front row.
“Good evening, ladies & gentlemen! Tonight we honor the career of Alicia Vitarelli! She started as a backstage interviewer with no aspirations of an in ring career! Then she was attacked backstage, and injured, after talking with me, we devised a tournament, and by the end, she achieved her revenge on Destiny Dumon and became the 1st of what is now known as the United States Championship. She held this title multiple times, along with being a 5x WEC World Champion. She’s been a force to be reckoned with in the WEC.
“It is my honor tonight to induct my friend, Alicia Vitarelli into the WEC Hall Of Fame! Come up her, Alicia and accept this honor!”
Alicia walks up on stage, tears in her eyes.
“Thank you, Steve for this great honor! I never wanted to be fighter, all I wanted was to interview Destiny Dumon. And one punch to my head while my back was turned and one massive concussion later, Steve and are concocting a tournament, a tournament I won.
“I’ve achieved so many great things in the WEC and I still want one more reign as WEC World Champion! Can I help you?” Alicia asks as she notices Sarah Palin is on stage with her.
Sarah says nothing and just punches Alicia in the face, almost knocking her out.
“I want a lingerie boxing match against you…RIGHT NOW!” Sarah yells as both women are restrained.
I have no choice but to make the match.
Once order is restored, and the audience is treated to a special main event they didn’t expect.
Alicia storms backstage and practically tears her evening gown she was wearing for the event off, showing off her black satin and lace bra and panty set.
“You don’t have to do this tonight, Alicia!” I caution.
“I can’t let that bitch get away with this, this was my moment, Steve, I’m going to leave that bitch laying in the ring!” Alicia, as her usual staff starts taping her fists up for the fight.
Sarah Palin makes her way to the ring first, wearing a purple bra and panty set, she gets inspected ringside, receives her mouthpiece and enters the ring.
Alicia Vitarelli enters next, and you can see noticeable swelling on Alicia’s jaw from where Sarah punched her.
Alicia is inspected ringside, receives her mouthpiece and enters the ring.
Now, ring announcer Cathy Kelley is in the ring to make the official introductions.
“Ladies & gentlemen! The following is our special main event of the evening! It is a Lingerie Boxing Match and it is scheduled for 4 rounds of boxing!
“Introducing first: from Sandpoint, Idaho…please welcome…SARAH PALIN!”
Sarah smiles & waves to the crowd.
“Her opponent: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania by way of Brooklyn, New York City, New York…she is a WEC Hall Of Famer…please welcome…ALICIA VITARELLI!”
Alicia has a look of sheer determination on her face.
Both women meet in the middle of the ring as the referee gives final instructions.
Sarah shoves Alicia as this is going on, and Alicia connects with a round house right to Sarah’s jaw, which makes Sarah back up a couple of steps.
Alicia gets in close on Sarah, but Sarah wisely clinches up on Alicia and begins using dirty boxing.
Sarah lands a head butt which opens a gash on Alicia’s forehead.
Alicia finally breaks free and lands a sharp elbow strike and the bridge of Sarah’s nose.
Just then the horn sounds, ending round 1.
Both women stagger to their corners.
In Sarah’s corner:
“Great job so far, Sarah! Make use of that dirty boxing we taught you! Knock this bitch out!” Her corner man says, fist bumping Sarah.
In Alicia’s corner:
“You need to find a way to counter her dirty boxing, I mean, that head butt was vicious, you’re going to need stitches. Go out there and destroy her for ruining your night!”
Both women are on their feet for round 2
The bell rings and both women come out circling.
Sarah lands a couple of quick jabs, and Alicia does the same thing.
Alicia now backs Sarah against the ropes and begins landing hard, heavy shots to Sarah’s body, but once again, Sarah is smart enough to clinch up with Alicia.
Sarah now lands another head butt to the side of Alicia’s face.
Alicia shoves Sarah off, but Sarah connects with a vicious elbow strike that sends Alicia to the canvas.
Alicia lays there for a second and is up by the count of 7.
The referee checks with Alicia and the fight continues.
But Sarah gets a running start and blasts Alicia with a hard right cross, sending Alicia back down to the canvas, unconscious.
The referee counts Alicia down for the count.
Your winner, by knockout: Sarah Palin!
Sarah & Bristol Palin celebrate around the ring as the doctor’s work on Alicia.
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