In the wake of what happened during the interview I conducted with Sarah Palin, a special bare knuckles fight has been arranged between WEC Legend Alicia Vitarelli and Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol and Sarah has insisted on being the special referee for this match.
All three women are in their respective locker rooms preparing for the fight, and by request of Alicia, Sarah & Bristol are in separate locker rooms.
Tabitha Bolin is standing by backstage with the special referee, Sarah Palin.
“Sarah, how can you remain impartial in this match, you’ve already humiliated Alicia once, and so has Bristol. What can you possibly gain by being the referee for this match?”
“I want to see my daughter humiliate this bitch like her mother did. See, Alicia thinks she’s special, she’s friends with Steve, she’s a five time World champion, and she’s a Hall Of Famer, and she’s the first women I’ve ever knocked the fuck out! And tonight, I’m going to watch Bristol knock her out for the second time. See, Alicia, you don’t fuck with a Palin, that’s a lesson you’ll learn tonight!” Sarah says, walking away.
Sarah Palin makes her way to the ring, wearing a referee’s shirt and tight denim jeans with sneakers.
Tabitha Bolin is now backstage with Bristol Palin.
“Bristol, you and your mother seem determined to humiliate Alicia Vitarelli, my only question is, why?”
“I have no problem with Alicia, but my mom does, and by extension, I now hate her! Alicia, tonight you get knocked out for the 3rd time by a Palin!” Bristol says, walking away.
Bristol Palin makes her way to the ring, wearing a pink baby tee, black denim jeans and her fists are taped.
Bristol gets inspected ringside, receives her mouthpiece and enters the ring, she quickly high fives her mother and stands in her corner.
Tabitha Bolin is backstage with Alicia Vitarelli.
“Alicia, you seem to have really angered Sarah & Bristol Palin. What are your thoughts heading into this fight?”
“My thoughts? Destroy both Bristol, and if Sarah gets in my way, I’ll destroy her, too!” Alicia says, walking away.
Alicia Vitarelli makes her way to the ring, wearing a black tank top, black denim jeans and her fists are taped.
Alicia gets inspected ringside, receives her mouthpiece and enters the ring, she briefly comes face to face with both Palin’s, but they all quickly retreat and step back.
Now, ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.
“Ladies & gentlemen! The following is a Bare Knuckles fight, and it is scheduled for 12 rounds of fighting!
“Introducing first, the special referee for this fight, from Sandpoint, Idaho…please welcome…SARAH PALIN!”
Sarah doesn’t acknowledge the crowd.
“Now for the participants: first: from Wasilla, Alaska…please welcome…BRISTOL PALIN!”
Like her mother, Bristol doesn’t acknowledge the crowd.
“Her opponent: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania by way of Brooklyn, New York City, New York…she is a WEC Hall Of Famer…please welcome…ALICIA VITARELLI!”
Alicia smiles and waves to the crowd.
Without giving final instructions, Sarah calls for the bell while Alicia’s back is turned, and Sarah pins Alicia’s arms behind her back.
Bristol begins punching Alicia in the face and tits.
Bristol already opens up a cut under Alicia’s left eye.
Sarah lets go of Alicia’s arms, and she crumbles to the mat, and Sarah begins counting.
Alicia is barely up before the count of ten.
Sarah now gets in Alicia’s face and slaps her, Alicia goes to punch Sarah, but Bristol comes up behind Alicia and punches her in the back of the head, sending Alicia face first to the mat.
Bristol is relentless, on top of Alicia, punching her over and over.
Once Alicia goes limp, Bristol gets off of Alicia and allows her mother to begin counting.
Alicia once again barely beats the count of ten.
With that, the horn sounds, ending round 1.
Alicia needs help finding her corner.
In Bristol’s corner:
Sarah comes over to congratulate her daughter.
“Good job so far, Bristol, I’ll do anything to help you win, sweetie!” Sarah says.
“You did a great job that round, Bristol, keep it up, okay?” Her corner man says.
Bristol nods her head ‘Yes’
In Alicia’s corner:
They’re busy trying to revive Alicia.
Once that is done, both women are on their feet for round 2.
The bell rings and both women come out circling.
Alicia lands a couple of hard jabs to Bristol’s face and chest.
Sarah immediately gets in Alicia’s face and begins admonishing her, this gives Bristol enough time to swing around her mother and punch Alicia hard in the face, dropping her once again to the mat.
Bristol quickly pounces in a downed Alicia, getting on top of her and punching her over and over again in the head, face & chest.
Sarah also manages to get a couple of punches in on Alicia as well.
By this point I had seen enough, and I come walking toward then ring.
“I’ve seen enough, ladies!” I yell into the microphone and climb into the ring.
“If this match is going to continue, Sarah, you’ll no longer be the referee.” I say, motioning for a referee from the back.
Several referees appear from the back to escort Sarah Palin to the backstage area.
Bristol begins to protest loudly.
Just as Sarah is dragged from the ring, Bristol hits a straight right hand to an already dazed Alicia, knocking her out cold.
At this moment, I decide to end the match.
Your winner, by knockout: Bristol Palin!
Bristol punches Alicia a few more times before I finally pull her off.
Security escorts both Bristol & Sarah back to the locker room area.
The medical staff rushes in to check on Alicia.
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