A (Kayfabe) Interview With Sarah Palin

 

After her stunning knockout victory over Hall Of Fame Inductee Alicia Vitarelli, I sat down with a very angry Sarah Palin.

“Sarah, please try to calm down!” I say.

“It’s ‘Madam Governor’ to you, at least show me that respect!” She angrily says.

“How about I call you Ms. Palin? Can we compromise on that?”

“Okay, fine, and I want a Championship Match soon, and I want to see Bristol destroy that bimbo Alicia as well. Are you hearing me, Mr. Steve?” She says getting right in my face.

“Ms. Palin…I’ve already given Alicia the match against Bristol, you’ll be the referee. Now please…SIT DOWN! I’d like to conduct this interview with a some form of decorum!” I say, standing up and getting right in Sarah’s face.

Finally, after a stare down, Sarah reluctantly sits down.

“Now, Ms. Palin, you created quite a bit of controversy when you interrupted Alicia Vitarelli’s Hall Of Fame Ceremony, can you explain why you did that?”

“It’s simple, Alicia is a whore, she’s achieved all this success, due in part that most of that time, she was sleeping with you! Don’t deny it! And also that every time I was in Philadelphia, the media there, Alicia included, treated me horribly! Does that answer your question, Mr. Steve?”

“Ms. Palin, it’s true, Alicia is my ex-girlfriend, regardless, she’s a legend in the WEC, and she deserves more respect than what you’ve shown her.”

“What she deserves is my fist shoved down her throat!”

“Sarah, I’m also inclined to grant Alicia’s wish and give her a Bare Knuckles fight against you! That’s no rules, you’re at the mercy of your opponent, how does that sound?”

“Bring it! And as far as that whore facing Bristol with me as referee, she’s going down again, no one fucks with Bristol and gets away with it! Oh, and DON’T CALL ME SARAH…YOU CONDESCENDING PRICK!” Sarah yells right in my face.

With that, the conference room door opens, and Alicia Vitarelli runs in tackling Sarah, both women brawl on the floor for a few minutes. Finally, Bristol Palin enters the room, grabs Alicia, pins Alicia’s arms behind her back.

Sarah now begins punching Alicia in the face and tits.

“Let me knock her out, Mom!” Bristol says.

Bristol lets go of Alicia, who can barely stand.

Bristol connects with a stiff right hook, which finds it’s home on Alicia’s jaw, knocking her out cold.

Alicia fall to the floor, her head bouncing off the floor.

Bristol & Sarah high five as they step over Alicia’s body on their way out.

Medical staff quickly rushes in to attend to Alicia.