An Interview With Cassandra 'Cass' Caufield

In the aftermath of her loss to Alicia Vitarelli, I had an opportunity to sit down with Erotic Angels Champion Cassandra Caufield 

“Cassandra, first, welcome to the WEC and second, thank for taking the time to sit down with me. 

“Thank you, Steve, and of course, the pleasure is all mine. I do have to say though, you don’t have to call me Cassandra, Cass is fine.” She says with a smile on her face. 

“Ok...Cass. You suffered your first loss yesterday, although there is no shame in losing to the World Champion.” 

“All except, I didn’t like how I lost. She spanked me, like I was her child. Steve, I don’t care if she’s still the World Champion or not, first chance you get, I want another shot at her.” Cass says, with a serious look on her face. 

“Yeah, your rematch is going to have to wait, she has a match with Brooke Fairchild and that’ll be for the World Title. I can give you a rematch with Alicia after that though.” 

“That sounds fine.” She says. 

“Besides, Cass, you have a big match coming up tomorrow night against Hannah Perez, if I were you, I wouldn’t worry so much about Alicia and I’d worry about Hannah.” 

“Ok, Hannah is a big opponent, but I want to talk about who I face after Hannah.” 

“I already know you want Alicia, who else could you possibly want?” 

“I want SoCal Val, I think I could really humiliate her...after I beat Hannah, make the match with me and Val, and I’ll beat her while I wait for Alicia.” 

“You have lofty goals, Cass. But, answer me this, I had asked you several times about joining the WEC, what made you want to join now?” 

“I looked at all the titles you have, I see one that hasn’t been defended yet...the Tickle Championship, I’d love a crack at that title as well...make the match happen, Steve...” She says, looking extremely serious. 

“Well, Cass, as luck would have it, the first crack at that title goes to SoCal Val, she’ll take on champion Abbey Rhodes, and I’ll tell you what, you want Val so badly, if Val beats Abbey, I’ll give you Val, and it’ll be for the Tickle Championship...sound fair?” 

“Sounds fair.” She says, extending her hand to shake mine. 

“I have a question for you, Steve...you seem to be protecting Alicia, why are you protecting her?” Cass asks. 

“What do you mean?” 

“Come on, Steve...Brandi makes it clear that she wants to fight Alicia, and you fine her, I say I want a rematch against her, and you tell me I have to wait. What gives, Steve? I’ll ask again...why are you protecting her?” 

“I’m not protecting her...she’s my friend, just like if you were the World champion, I’d do the same thing, because you’re my friend.” 

“Oh my God! You love her! She’s a married woman, Steve. And, what are you saying? You love me, too? You’re too much.” Cass says with a laugh. 

“How did this turn into you interviewing me?” I ask. 

“Listen, Cass. I care about all the girls in the WEC, some more than others, and if it seems I’m ‘protecting’ Alicia, she’s not only my World Champion, she’s also my backstage interviewer...you know what? Why am I defending myself to you? Get out of my office, Cass, you have a match to prepare for.” I say, more than a little angry. 

With that, Cass comes behind my desk, takes my face in her hands, and kisses me, with a lot of tongue. 

We kiss for several seconds, and finally when the kiss is . broken, Cass looks at me and blushes. 

“I love you, too, Steve.” She says, quickly leaving my office. 

I sit back down at my desk...’what just happened?’ I ask myself.