An Interview With Madison Sex-Kitten

Moments after her historic victory over her best friend Cali Danger, new KOA World champion Madison Sex-Kitten sits down with me for an exclusive interview. 

“Madison, first, thank you for taking the time to sit down with me. And congrats on your big victory earlier this evening.” 

“Thank you, Steve, and the pleasure is certainly all yours.” 

“Madison, you have a busy few days coming up, you fought Cali tonight, in a few days time you put the FightGirl title on the line against Brandi Passante, and a few days after that, you and Cali go for the tag team titles against SoCal Val & Amber VanBuren, and after that you take on the winner of Demi Lovato vs. Anna Kendrick in a historic champion vs. champion battle.” 

“I’m sorry, is there a question coming or do you just like the sound of your own voice?” 

“My question, Madison is, how are you preparing for so many matches over the next week to 10 days?” 

“How do you think I’m preparing? None of these bitches can hold a candle to me...none.” Madison says, anger in her eyes. 

“Not to contradict you, but, Brandi Passante does hold a victory over you, in which she laid down a challenge to who ever won the Divas tournament, which was you. She’s made it no secret that she wants your FightGirl championship. How are you preparing for your 2nd chance against Brandi Passante?” 

“You forget one thing, Steve. Brandi is only a rookie, I’ve been at this for years. She’s going to have to step up her game if she wants to take my title away from me.” 

“Ok. Demi Lovato has made it no secret that she wanted tonight’s winner, but, she has a tough first defense against Anna Kendrick, now the winner of that match faces you, your thoughts?” 

“Are you serious? A singer and an actress trying to beat a trained athlete? I’ll destroy either one of those two. And I mean, easily destroy.” 

“Moving on, I also mentioned that you and Cali earned a tag team title match against the champions, SoCal Val and Amber, what are your thoughts heading into that match?” 

“Amber is the weak link of that team, and Val, she’s the biggest joke next to Destiny. Cali and I will easily destroy those two glorified jobbers.” 

“Madison, my assistant, Ivanna made mention that she would like a shot at you someday, does that match intrigue you?” 

“Ivanna? Oh! You mean your little girlfriend? Tell her she does a much better job filling out a bikini than she does at fighting. She doesn’t want to mess with the big girls.” Madison says, winking at me. 

“You mean to tell me, you wouldn’t challenge Ivanna for the Bikini Contest title?” 

“Steve, your little girlfriend and her stupid title are safe for now. I’m Madison Sex-Kitten, former Women’s World Champion, current FightGirl and KOA World Champion, my name isn’t Destiny Dumon where I need the fan vote to help me win. If I want to win, I’ll just kick your ass.” 

“You harbor a lot of resentment toward Destiny, why is that?” 

“You know as well as I do, Destiny, her sisters, Cali & I all come from the same company in North Carolina. Destiny got all the pushes, all the title opprotunities, despite Cali & I being better atheletes, Destiny and especially Elle were pushed to the moon. Here in the WEC, they’re exposed for what they truly are...absolute jokes. Do you know what the entire locker room is calling Destiny?” 

“I think I’ve heard this, but go ahead and say it...” 

“Queen Of The Jobbers! Now that your little girlfriend is the Reflection Of Perfection, Destiny needs a new nickname, and I think Queen Of The Jobbers fits her perfectly.” 

“And Madison, please stop calling Ivanna my ‘little girlfriend’, we were seen holding hands one time. And she gets no special treatment because of it.” 

“What ever you say, boss man!” Madison says, getting up to leave. 

“Madison? Where are you going? We aren’t done.” 

“You may not be done, but I am...Bye, Steve.” Madison says, blowing me a kiss and leaving the room.