Sunday, July 31, 2022

A (Kayfabe) Interview With Hannah Perez

“Hello, & welcome to another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’ I’m your host, April O’Neil, & my guest at this time is none other than WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez. Hannah, welcome back to ‘…Chats With April!’”

 

“It’s always a pleasure, April!”

 

“Hannah, first, congratulations on a successful title defense a few minutes ago against Jill Kelly. Your next match, you’re the challenger against Sativa Rose for the Lesbian Sex Contest championship. Your thoughts on that match?”

 

“I think Sativa is in for the toughest challenge of her career. Same for the other title matches I have this evening. By the time tonight is over, I’ll have 4 championships!”

 

“That was going to be my next question. You still have a full night ahead of you. Your thoughts on the rest of your evening?”

 

“Well, April, I’m extremely confident that I can come out victorious in all of my matches tonight!”

 

“Hannah, that is all the time we have. Thank you for your time!”

 

“It’s been a pleasure, April!” Hannah says, getting up.

 

“That does it for another edition of ‘…Chats With April!’’ Now, let’s go back to ringside for our next title match!”

Hannah Perez (c) vs. Jill Kelly WEC Street Fight Championship Match

The time has come for our next championship match, Hannah Perez defends the Street Fight Championship against Jill Kelly.

 

Both women are in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the fight.

 

Quinn McKay is standing by with the challenger, Jill Kelly.

 

“Quinn McKay here with the challenger for the WEC Street Fight Championship, Jill Kelly! Jill how do you feel heading into this huge title match?” Quinn asks.

 

“I feel nervous, Quinn! But, I’m also confident, I’m confident I can be a champion again in the WEC!” Jill says, walking away.

 

Jill Kelly makes her way to the ring, she’s wearing a silver satin bra, which barely contains her extra large breasts, & a pair of silver thong panties.

 

Jill enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Quinn McKay is now backstage with the champion, Hannah Perez.

 

 

“Quinn McKay here with the WEC Street Fight champion, Hannah Perez. Hannah, Jill seems awfully confident. Your thoughts?”

 

“Jill can be as confident as she wants to be, the bottom line is, I’m the champion & she’s not! And, I’ll remain champion as long as I want to be champion!” Hannah says, walking away.

 

Hannah Perez makes her way to the ring & she’s wearing a red lace push-up bra & matching booty short panties.

 

Hannah Perez enters the ring & stands in her corner.

 

Ring announcer Cathy Kelley enters the ring to make the official introductions.

 

“Ladies & gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the WEC Street Fight championship!

 

“Introducing first: the challenger: from Pomona, California…PLEASE WELCOME…JILL KELLY!”

 

Jill smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

“Her opponent: from New York City, New York…she is the…REIGNING…DEFENDING…WEC STREET FIGHT CHAMPION…PLEASE WELCOME…HANNAH PEREZ!”

 

Hannah also smiles & waves to the crowd.

 

 

Hannah charges across the ring & attacks Jill from behind, causing Jill’s head to bounce off the middle turnbuckle.

 

 

Jill crumbles to the mat, unconscious.

 

 

Hannah begins to rag doll Jill. 

 

 

Hannah strips Jill naked and takes Jill by the hair & throws her across the ring.

 

 

Hannah now stands Jill up in the one corner and Hannah begins to punish Jill’s abs.

 

 

Jill now begins to regain consciousness, and Hannah lifts Jill up body slams her in the middle of the ring.

 

 

Hannah once again begins to destroy Jill’s abs, which are already bruised.

 

 

It doesn’t take long for Jill to pass out, & Hannah just places her foot on Jill’s forehead & the referee counts to 3.

 

 

Your winner & STILL WEC Street Fight champion…Hannah Perez.

 

 

Hannah stands over Jill’s prone, unconscious body for several minutes.

 

 

Hannah finally leaves the ring to be interviewed by April O’Neil.